Rachel Gordon
@gordonrachel.bsky.social
Toaster Oven Chef and Special Appearance Personality and Lifestyle Expert. Model slash Actress.
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The Washington Post but it’s ‘The Traitors’
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The Washington Post but it’s ‘The Traitors’
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Seven years ago yesterday, this ad ran during the Super Bowl.
'Democracy Dies in Darkness': Super Bowl commercial (2019)
YouTube video by Washington Post
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Seven years ago yesterday, this ad ran during the Super Bowl.
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I've told the Post Sports folks on bluesky that I'd happily pay twice the full Post subscription fee for a Defector-style site staffed by alums from Post Sports. Was the best sports section for many years, and I miss it terribly. Hopefully this frees them to do something like that
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I've told the Post Sports folks on bluesky that I'd happily pay twice the full Post subscription fee for a Defector-style site staffed by alums from Post Sports. Was the best sports section for many years, and I miss it terribly. Hopefully this frees them to do something like that
Speaking of... 232 athletes from the United States.
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Speaking of... 232 athletes from the United States.
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THANKS RODENT WE KNOW
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
THANKS RODENT WE KNOW
Legend.
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Legend.
Can we borrow this for Connecticut Avenue?
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Can we borrow this for Connecticut Avenue?
Seems like it would be easier if we could just donate our airline miles so the paper owned by a literal billionaire could afford to send reporters to report.
Using this link you'll see an offer for a $7 pass that lets you read this article, and any other Washington Post article, for the next week: wapo.st/4q3Cils
Opinion | The unjust killing of Alex Pretti marks a turning point in Trump’s second term
Congress can step in to stop the president from overreaching on immigration.
wapo.st
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Seems like it would be easier if we could just donate our airline miles so the paper owned by a literal billionaire could afford to send reporters to report.
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Is Steve Cohen ok? (He is not.)
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Is Steve Cohen ok? (He is not.)
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things are bad but at least we can reliably count on Michael Rapaport to eat food on 'Traitors' each week like an alien who just put on a human skin for the first time
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
things are bad but at least we can reliably count on Michael Rapaport to eat food on 'Traitors' each week like an alien who just put on a human skin for the first time
How is it possible that like half the players in Major League Baseball are on the Dodgers?
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
How is it possible that like half the players in Major League Baseball are on the Dodgers?
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
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From five years ago:
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
From five years ago:
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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omg he's drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter. one of us! one of us!
Mayor Mamdani hasn't moved into Gracie Mansion yet and remains in his Astoria apartment for now, his team says. He expects to move at some point before his lease is up Jan. 30.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
omg he's drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter. one of us! one of us!
Someone should tell America that she’s too old to have a birthday year. This is going to be insufferable.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Someone should tell America that she’s too old to have a birthday year. This is going to be insufferable.
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12/30 – RYAN ZIMMERMAN
3B/1B/LF, 2005-21
First pick in club history became Face of Franchise and all-time leader in HR (284), RBI (1,061), H (1,846) and G (1,799) while batting .277/.341/.475. Gold Glove and Silver Slugger winner hit 11 walk-off HR (t-8th in MLB history).
3B/1B/LF, 2005-21
First pick in club history became Face of Franchise and all-time leader in HR (284), RBI (1,061), H (1,846) and G (1,799) while batting .277/.341/.475. Gold Glove and Silver Slugger winner hit 11 walk-off HR (t-8th in MLB history).
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
12/30 – RYAN ZIMMERMAN
3B/1B/LF, 2005-21
First pick in club history became Face of Franchise and all-time leader in HR (284), RBI (1,061), H (1,846) and G (1,799) while batting .277/.341/.475. Gold Glove and Silver Slugger winner hit 11 walk-off HR (t-8th in MLB history).
3B/1B/LF, 2005-21
First pick in club history became Face of Franchise and all-time leader in HR (284), RBI (1,061), H (1,846) and G (1,799) while batting .277/.341/.475. Gold Glove and Silver Slugger winner hit 11 walk-off HR (t-8th in MLB history).
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7. A heist that took all of seven minutes and made international news on October 19, 2025 occurred at what historic site?
DODGER STADIUM, LOS ANGELES
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
DODGER STADIUM, LOS ANGELES
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
7. A heist that took all of seven minutes and made international news on October 19, 2025 occurred at what historic site?
DODGER STADIUM, LOS ANGELES
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
DODGER STADIUM, LOS ANGELES
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
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I think the writers of 2025 have given up and are just using bad AI.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think the writers of 2025 have given up and are just using bad AI.