Kathryn VanArendonk
@kvanaren.bsky.social
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no show has ever more existed
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that one is a celebrity liquor brand
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sure but my dad’s middle name is Douglas and I’m not passing down that energy
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I honestly think that’s not as bad as Slim Easy
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fawnie golden smith is what I type into grubhub
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look I know bluesky is not a hub for nara smith naming discourse but I just realized her baby names most remind me of random password generators
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very convenient that there's such a clear bluey shibboleth, where you get on to some interview and all you need is to hear someone say "so bluey, he's... i mean, she's a blue dog"
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SALLY
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I have baked many a Sally's recipe over the years, and just discovered that she lives near me in Baltimore after she did a flavor collaboration with my local ice cream shop a few weeks ago. It sort of blew my mind. Here's some info for you. www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/food...
How Sally McKenney Found Sweet Success With Her Baking Blog
To date, the Baltimore County baker has an average of 25-million page views each month on her website, which now includes 1,200 recipes and educational videos.
www.baltimoremagazine.com
kvanaren.bsky.social
thank you!!! the irony of not being able to find information because all the seo is her blog
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surely someone has written this piece? pls tell me who sally is
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what is Sally’s baking addiction? who is Sally? how did she win the seo recipe game with such impressive totality
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yesssss only thing more satisfying than reading it is successfully recommending it thank you!!

i also wish there were 10 more!
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she has three series, all great! for the gamache-y ones start with agony hill. for art history, o’ artful death
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you don’t have to remind *me,* I was firmly reprimanded at a family thanksgiving gathering in 1997!
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grumpy teen protagonist bravely drinks potion to save his sister

children absolutely furious; why not just pour potion on ground, why such an idiot, he could’ve just dropped it, sunrise was in like 5 minutes
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11yo: if she’s from the 1600s why did she ask to see his drivers permit
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particularly 90s joke topics about non-90s-specific things: fire alarm sprinklers, California, sneakers, daylight savings time
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what rules about hocus pocus is that at like 8pm bette midler, 17thC witch, doesn’t know what asphalt is, and by 9:30pm she’s doing a ska-flavored rendition of “I put a spell on you”
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flashback to the number of family movies that were oddly obsessed with virginity
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otoh it is fun that the virgin who brings them back is a boy I guess?