goofpunk
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vi • they/she • trans dyke • late 20s • friend of eggbug
writer and coder and artist and musician
goofpunk.com
writer and coder and artist and musician
goofpunk.com
hmmmm why is emmet not working in bbedit. this is odd.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
hmmmm why is emmet not working in bbedit. this is odd.
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Going to a doctor appointment tomorrow (I have to go every 6 months because of my meds) and I’m really not looking forward to another round of “I know you have crippling depression but have you tried not being fat?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Going to a doctor appointment tomorrow (I have to go every 6 months because of my meds) and I’m really not looking forward to another round of “I know you have crippling depression but have you tried not being fat?”
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
You know how you sometimes see fucked up swastika graffiti by a dipshit who couldn’t figure out how to draw it? Do you think those people feel really stupid and embarrassed by it, or are they so dumb that they think they did it right?
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You know how you sometimes see fucked up swastika graffiti by a dipshit who couldn’t figure out how to draw it? Do you think those people feel really stupid and embarrassed by it, or are they so dumb that they think they did it right?
I see a lot of discussion on the TL about how authors don’t often actually make a living off of book sales, which is 100% true! But you know what category of authors are most likely to? Romance writers. Romance readers are fucking voracious, and incredibly willing to buy self published books.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I see a lot of discussion on the TL about how authors don’t often actually make a living off of book sales, which is 100% true! But you know what category of authors are most likely to? Romance writers. Romance readers are fucking voracious, and incredibly willing to buy self published books.
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please recommend me good websites that are doing thoughtful writing and also humor pieces and also like. just writing good shit? being freeform and letting writers write? i feel like there used to be a lot of websites like this and now there aren't that many!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
please recommend me good websites that are doing thoughtful writing and also humor pieces and also like. just writing good shit? being freeform and letting writers write? i feel like there used to be a lot of websites like this and now there aren't that many!!
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Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
This is like the 4th product I’ve seen lately come out with a “hot honey” version. Where did this come from??
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is like the 4th product I’ve seen lately come out with a “hot honey” version. Where did this come from??
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
stick your foot in his kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
stick your foot in his kirbussy
getting the cheap macbook with 8gb of ram is really starting to catch up with me
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
getting the cheap macbook with 8gb of ram is really starting to catch up with me
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
@defector.com i really like your site and your work but why do you have a menu that you click on the right but opens on the left? that doesn't make any sense
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@defector.com i really like your site and your work but why do you have a menu that you click on the right but opens on the left? that doesn't make any sense
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November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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as a non-binary person, my fervent wish is to be left alone. don't think or talk about us anymore until you can all behave like adults. go away. personally speaking, of course
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
as a non-binary person, my fervent wish is to be left alone. don't think or talk about us anymore until you can all behave like adults. go away. personally speaking, of course
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she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
8BitDo 64 Bluetooth Controller for Analogue 3D, Switch, Switch 2, Windows, and Android (Grey) up for preorder on Amazon ($44.99) buff.ly/Gq5q2ct #ad
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
i'm trying to cut out short-form video from my life, and i've noticed that even "bad" tv shows have been better for my brain than watching reels for the same amount of time. turns out keeping your brain engaged with one thread for an extended time is good!
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i'm trying to cut out short-form video from my life, and i've noticed that even "bad" tv shows have been better for my brain than watching reels for the same amount of time. turns out keeping your brain engaged with one thread for an extended time is good!
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
Herman Miller's Iconic Aeron and Embody Office Chairs Are on Sale Right Now
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November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
using the steam deck to charge my vibrator because i'm a real gamer
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
using the steam deck to charge my vibrator because i'm a real gamer
It’s really funny to me that the “recent phone calls” tab in my phone is just alternating between @dialapod.net and my mom.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It’s really funny to me that the “recent phone calls” tab in my phone is just alternating between @dialapod.net and my mom.
You know who has the easiest job? Whoever makes Admiral, that popup on websites that goes “hey you’re using an ad block!! Turn it off!!” but lets you click “no, show me the site anyway”. I could make that thing in five minutes in JS but they’re apparently selling it to every website in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You know who has the easiest job? Whoever makes Admiral, that popup on websites that goes “hey you’re using an ad block!! Turn it off!!” but lets you click “no, show me the site anyway”. I could make that thing in five minutes in JS but they’re apparently selling it to every website in the world.
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
god doesn't let me draw because the porn i'd make would be too powerful
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
god doesn't let me draw because the porn i'd make would be too powerful