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Schrödinger cat's toy
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some Cats , Dogs , Otters, Sneks , Frogs and Birbs OH MY!
SCIENCE stuff.
Throw in some pro union , bad jokes and even worse puns

#FlyEaglesFly
Walking in to 2026:
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Looking for an *L.A. based* artist who (against all odds) has time for a poster gig before the end of the year.

It's for a science + art event.

We can offer $500 for the gig.

Dreadfully sorry about the timeline. Link a portfolio if you're interested, I'll delete this post when we found someone.
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
fell asleep in my Tribe Called Quest shirt and woke up in El Segundo
Slept in my Men at Work shirt and woke up in a land down under
Slept in my Duran Duran shirt and woke up in Rio
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel. (the list is so, so long but here is the first movie I ever watched that many times)
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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🛑🐍🤪 Sssssstop your DOOM scrolling immediately! This is a #MatchTheSnake checkpoint.

To proceed, you must posssst a picture or gif that matches the photos below, either in shape, color or theme. 🤔❄️💙🤍
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
For whom the taco bell tolls
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Zoom in for angelic baby fwoggy eyes 🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Submitted with no comment
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Happy #Caturday
Here’s little Ivy🥹
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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So the party of no more soft cuck wokeness just watched their sleepy dictator receive the biggest participation trophy of all time
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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baby bobcat or robertkitten
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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We’ve come a long way, baby 😬
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Does it hurt to get shot with a gun? The HHS has issued new guidance that it actually hurts more not getting shot with a gun. Health watchdogs warn that promoting getting shot with a gun will make more people get hurt from bullets, though the actual science is disputed by some researchers
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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For those willing to support us at $100 or more, we're offering the very first (hopefully of many annual ones to come) Techdirt commemorative coin (yes, a real, physical coin). This first one, for 2026, is celebrating 30 years of Section 230.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM