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I want to hit a tree and turn into fucking mush this is america god dammit
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This is fucking awful, and awful that Bluesky are getting away with this
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the wise man sells shovels during the gold rush, or something
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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i love my bagless vacuum cleaner because cleanliness is next to godliness and i am one holy mother fucker

but then i remember that the guy who invented the bagless vacuum system is an avowed shit for brains trumper and it makes me sad

but then i remember he tried to be ambassador which is funny
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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inspired by this strip by adam ellis, from a poem by laura gilpin
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
'FAA Administrator Bryan Bedford then decided to close El Paso’s airspace Tuesday night without telling the White House, the DOD, or the Department of Homeland Security, according to unnamed sources. '

lmao and i thought i was bad at my job jk i'm the fucking shit
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
unbothered, moisturized
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
me too lil guy
PBS Kids | Arthur | April 1, 2025; 6:00am
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"i want to get away"

yeah sure that's reasonable

"i want to fly away"

now that's short notice
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
short ass hell with a whoville fuck ass haircut and he's still hot as fuck how does that happen
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
if i was as ugly as kid rock i would put rocks in my cargo shorts and walk into the sea
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
what in the sandhill crane (Antigone canadensis) is goin on around here
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
age verification eh let's see I was there when the primordial strands first formed into cohesive planes of existence allowing the stars to be placed in the sky
Age verification? I was there when 644mb was the HUMONGOUS INSTALLATION option.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
lol, they're going to change the ending aren't they
I'm so old they're now remaking great movies that flopped on their initial release that I saw in empty theaters!

There's no reason to remake THE MIST.

deadline.com/2026/02/step...
Mike Flanagan & Stephen King Back In Business With ‘The Mist’ Movie For Warner Bros
Stephen King The Mist movie Mike Flanagan Warner Bros
deadline.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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A group of Buddhist monks has finally reached Washington, D.C., on foot, completing a 15-week trek for peace from Texas apnews.com/article/budd...
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
logging on
Season 2 Episode 34 - Frame 170 out of 2730
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"is it done?"
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
never forget what was taken from yo
can we bring sidekicks back please?
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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teenagers can't exist in public spaces or use social media but they can get financially destroyed by jimmy donaldson
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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just gimme a discord-like service and lemme self-host it for the gang honestly
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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My shows are a safe space for baristas
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I am mayor of a town of anthropomorphic animals that speak in tongues
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM