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Shitposting alt. Still off balance. Arch Nerd. Incorrigible sadist. he/him
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I think somehow it's going to take a lot more then that.
But yes, that would be welcome.
But yes, that would be welcome.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think somehow it's going to take a lot more then that.
But yes, that would be welcome.
But yes, that would be welcome.
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Me and my fellow millennials are #tweetingforstreeting
I for one am having a #beerforkeir
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Me and my fellow millennials are #tweetingforstreeting
PASOK are technically the official opposition in Greece right now. We must work to make a similar recovery impossible for labour
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
PASOK are technically the official opposition in Greece right now. We must work to make a similar recovery impossible for labour
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The arc of Westory bends towards pasokification
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The arc of Westory bends towards pasokification
Interesting, so they are actually capable of withdrawing from intelligence sharing. From the US no less. What’s so special about Israel?
NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Interesting, so they are actually capable of withdrawing from intelligence sharing. From the US no less. What’s so special about Israel?
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That may be so, but is Streeting an effective communicator with the personality, charisma and charm needed to break through the Whitehall miasma and present a credible alternative to Farage to a media-led electorate? Get this: No.
Okay, but is he at least trying to make the country a better place and win back the electorate's trust? (Checks) Apparently not.
But does he have what it takes to get the Labour Party back on track and turn the country around? Also no.
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
That may be so, but is Streeting an effective communicator with the personality, charisma and charm needed to break through the Whitehall miasma and present a credible alternative to Farage to a media-led electorate? Get this: No.
I didn’t realise his majority was so low back in 2015
Streeting's own constituents only turned out for him when they thought voting for him was a means to get Corbynism.
Streeting's majority in the last four elections:
2015: 589
2017: 9,639
2019: 5,198
2024: 528
Streeting's majority in the last four elections:
2015: 589
2017: 9,639
2019: 5,198
2024: 528
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I didn’t realise his majority was so low back in 2015
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Mr McSweeney, when we gathered in secret in 2018 to scribble down your list of idiotic accusations against your colleagues and then relentlessly stampede every word of your drivel onto front pages as revelations and a terrifying national emergency, we did not expect “a toxic culture of briefing”
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mr McSweeney, when we gathered in secret in 2018 to scribble down your list of idiotic accusations against your colleagues and then relentlessly stampede every word of your drivel onto front pages as revelations and a terrifying national emergency, we did not expect “a toxic culture of briefing”
Wes Streeting, going about in his human suit, pretending he watches the Traitors
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Wes Streeting, going about in his human suit, pretending he watches the Traitors
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"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
NEW: Wes Streeting says it’s “categorically untrue” that he’s plotting a coup against Keir Starmer.
“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.
“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.
“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
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The hacks are now stuck between “Wes is being targeted by paranoid losers simply for being awesome” and “well yes obviously all the good lads want a coup”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Thin majorities and chaotic strategy push Labour MPs toward regime change
Frustration with Starmer’s lack of visibility unlikely to be quelled by No 10 efforts to show up leadership challengers
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The hacks are now stuck between “Wes is being targeted by paranoid losers simply for being awesome” and “well yes obviously all the good lads want a coup”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
This is why I actually want Starmer to last till May. Most important thing for me is ScotLab eating shit in the Scottish GE
I'm torn on a Starmer coup.
On one hand Starmer is doing the Green's job for them and anyone else might curtail their momentum but I also want Starmer to fail miserably at the thing he thought he was born to do.
On one hand Starmer is doing the Green's job for them and anyone else might curtail their momentum but I also want Starmer to fail miserably at the thing he thought he was born to do.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This is why I actually want Starmer to last till May. Most important thing for me is ScotLab eating shit in the Scottish GE
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there has never been a better time for Kier Starmer to release a novelty rap single
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
there has never been a better time for Kier Starmer to release a novelty rap single
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With the caveat that it's impossible to know what is really happening from such a short story, this is clearly a terrible idea www.theguardian.com/education/20...
All schools in England to be given AI-generated pupil attendance targets
Unions decry move, saying it will put more pressure on headteachers without tackling absence from classrooms
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Random number generator between 1 and 100
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“(And may Allah forgive me for uttering this word)
‘cyberpunk’ futurism” is a bar
‘cyberpunk’ futurism” is a bar
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
“(And may Allah forgive me for uttering this word)
‘cyberpunk’ futurism” is a bar
‘cyberpunk’ futurism” is a bar
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Might be the last chance I have to repost this from ye olde twitter days on here and have it be relevant so fuck it
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Might be the last chance I have to repost this from ye olde twitter days on here and have it be relevant so fuck it
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Reel Politik condemns Sir Keir Starmer's reckless and premature attempt to smoke out a leadership plot by the despicable wretch Wes Streeting, inadvertently strengthening it. With a heavy heart, we call for the resignation of Sir Keir Starmer and offer critical support to Wes. Mine's a Big Mac!
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reel Politik condemns Sir Keir Starmer's reckless and premature attempt to smoke out a leadership plot by the despicable wretch Wes Streeting, inadvertently strengthening it. With a heavy heart, we call for the resignation of Sir Keir Starmer and offer critical support to Wes. Mine's a Big Mac!
It’s like the sea snake anecdote in Gladiator but actually he is just mortally wounded and ripe for a coup-de-grace
This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s like the sea snake anecdote in Gladiator but actually he is just mortally wounded and ripe for a coup-de-grace
Starmer being his own Stalking Horse is such a perfect Coda to an all-timer tenure of rake-stepping
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Starmer being his own Stalking Horse is such a perfect Coda to an all-timer tenure of rake-stepping
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This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
Shouldn’t be long until Starmer announces he has his full confidence
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Shouldn’t be long until Starmer announces he has his full confidence
Jaws theme plays
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Jaws theme plays
Fuck me, he’s aged like 20 years since being elected
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fuck me, he’s aged like 20 years since being elected
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see i can't tell if this is because the uk government is fundamentally zionist that nothing would stop it sharing intelligence with israel or that what the americans are doing is somehow worse than israel's genocide.
NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
see i can't tell if this is because the uk government is fundamentally zionist that nothing would stop it sharing intelligence with israel or that what the americans are doing is somehow worse than israel's genocide.