Merry ChristmattTS
mattts.bsky.social
Merry ChristmattTS
@mattts.bsky.social
Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry

Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
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Reminder that the UK government has done nothing in response to the Discord breach and has given zero pushback to Discord deliberately changing their TOS to absolve themselves of responsibility
Twitch is officially releasing age verification in the UK.

Users will need to verify their age using an in-app facial scan; otherwise, they will lose access to watching mature content based on Content Classification Labels (CCLs).
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Cool cool, a mere two years after getting elected and saying they would be banned immediately on the law passing
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Renters’ Rights Act: No-fault evictions banned from May 2026
The government confirms timeline for reforms to England’s rental market, including ending bidding wars.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.

www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Horseshit.
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Starmer's having a special steak for dinner and being shown his favourite movie before being sent off to the farm tomorrow
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Forensic.
This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is even funnier than it just being Streeting on manoeuvres.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Wes Streeting has received £225k from private healthcare donors in the past year and I just don't think my morals could be bought for the price of half a London flat. I don't know if I have a number that would make me sell my country's health service down the river but Wes and I are different.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Peter Thiel’s company Palentir, has a massive data contract with the NHS.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Registered yesterday 🤔

www.wesforleader.com
We're with Wes
We're with Wes
www.wesforleader.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A government source has said that Downing Street has gone in to "full bunker mode" which, if I remember history correctly, means Starmer is in meth withdrawal, has constant diarrhoea and is about to give cyanide to his dog then blow his brains out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"I am and always have been, a revolting cunt"
NEW: Wes Streeting says it’s “categorically untrue” that he’s plotting a coup against Keir Starmer.

“Whoever has been briefing this has been watching too much celebrity traitors.

“The briefing about me is the most unjustified attack against the faithful since Joe Marler was banished in the final.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Spending tens, or even hundreds of thousands of pounds on a digital marketing ad campaign, and then using AI generated slop for the actual ads themselves, is a very expensive way of telling people you like to cut corners.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
BBC News - ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Kill James Bond for good: all the different Bond actors are a from a different multiverse and have them crossover Spiderman style.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Mandatory digital ID for all, but no phones for school kids. Also we’re making it so you can’t access the internet without giving all your information to the makers of Fortnite.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When are we bringing back the real James?
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Continuity was definitely important in the Bond franchise. He was 90 years old and the events of all the previous films happened to the same man even when they repeated.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Then why didn't they do something last year?
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*

"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Cybercuck
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM