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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d
We are on the last AEW Dynamite before Blood & Guts and we have a doozie of an episode for you. We talk butt stuff in the Matrix, Will Hobbs if he were a big ole bunny rabbit and we run down what we hate about a bunch of US cities. Somehow it's our least problematic episode to date! 🤼‍♂️
mnffpod.bsky.social Monday Night Fake Fights @mnffpod.bsky.social · 1d
New WNFF! Blood & Guts is a week away as tension ramps up between all four teams and they kick off a best of three series for advantage in the cage! We're also getting another new title, the Women's Tag Title Tournament marches on, and Toni Storm on commentary!

Link is below! ⬇️ -🥃
episode image for the latest episode of wednesday night fake fights. ella, erika (head on bobby heenan), and gef the toking mongoose at the WNFF desk in front of an image of tony schiavone and tony khan from a badly lit web video both looking kind of goofy. The episode is titled "Randy Johnson Apologist Society"
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allelitewrestling.com
#AEWDynamite
TOMORROW, 11/12!

Blood & Guts
Jon Moxley/Claudio Castagnoli/PAC/Wheeler Yuta/ Daniel Garcia
vs
Darby Allin/Orange Cassidy/Mark Briscoe/Kyle O'Reilly/Roderick Strong

Darby, The Conglomeration + Roddy go to war with The Death Riders at Blood & Guts, TOMORROW!
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Started watching this last night and it's not bad. Definitely suffers a little from "Netflix animated series" look and feel but I found myself laughing pretty consistently through the first three episodes at least enough I plan to stick with it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
I know I'm getting old because the only things I can think of that I want for Christmas are slippers and a spice rack
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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meganisthinking.bsky.social
every time i drink water i feel like i’m doing something noble for the kingdom
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Brian In a moment of reflection saying "If you hate me then kill me or shut the fuck up"
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Screen from The Simpsons. A "love letter" written on a postcard to Marge, by a very drunk at the time Homer. It reads, in scrawled sloppy handwriting: "maybe it's the beer talking marge but you'v got a butt that won't quit. they got those big Chewy pretzels here [incomprehensable] five dollars??!!!? get outta here"
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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marcusjmerritt.com
Drawings by me of objects from John Carpenter movies

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
The Fog (1980)

marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...
Black ink drawing of a pair of open beer bottles Black ink drawing of a payphone with a dial pad and some graffiti on it Black ink drawing of a shiny translucent glass ash tray Black ink drawing of a wooden chair sitting in the shadow of a desk
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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16pxl.bsky.social
ocean tides 🌊✨

#pixelart
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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soengery.bsky.social
Pizza, Pretzel, Donut, Dog
Drawing of a flock of pigeons - including pizza, pretzel, donut, dog
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Polyphemus painting
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
TOS scene, and we're on a planet with a red backdrop. I think it's intended to be a sunset dusk thing but it's really just a red green screen. Regardless, partner, it's near nightfall l recon', and there's an old West looking building facade in the background. Front and center, celebrated work associates Kirk and Spock are standin'. Spock, with half his face in shadows, looks to be ponderin' sumpin' important. Kirk is lookin' down and away, with a slight twinge of discouragement. Closed caption reads, "Death is real."
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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chrixcoenen.bsky.social
Oleg Loshakov, 'Green house' (1966)
a small green two-storey house between larger buildings; a small garden and a girl sitting on a steep ladder-like staircase leading from the garden to the upper floor of the house
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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entzuendung.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
My most toxic trait is that when I am really stoned at night I'm convinced I can do things without turning the lights on when I almost never can
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social
If you see this, post your bird #art.
the seven of pentacles card from the animism tarot, featuring a peacock in a tree, snow on the ground, with grass peeking through. icicles appear in the top right, slowly melting a portrait featuring half of an owls face on the left, with an owl skull on the right. an owl cuddles with a white cat and a dark purple cat on a tree branch. the full moon glows behind them. the trio is very cozy and look quite pleased! a Mallard duck wears a top hat and sports a curly mustache, vibing a villain
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
mowing the lawn in the middle of the night to establish dominance with my neighbors
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Sal, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Monella. You know that new bacterial infection you're looking for?
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
i'm cubing again
the Far side Cow tools cartoon except on the table before the bipedal cow are 4 twisty puzzles. On 3x3 standard rubic cube with all white sides, One shaped like the lump-with-handle cow tool, one that is mixed up into a bunch of overlapping triangles looking like a jagged mess, and one pyramid puzzle seemingly solved with green and yellow faces toward the viewer. Caption reads, "cow cubes."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
always make sure you are getting your 36 hours of sleep a night
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook
Screencap from Jurassic Park of a raptor peering through a round window
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM