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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Me most of the time: I'm a pretty chill person it takes a lot to get me to anger and even when I do get there I don't usually express it too outwardly

Me anytime I am behind the wheel of a car:
Homer yelling "well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!" at Roger Meyer and accidentally perfecting the Poochie attitude
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Greg Davies and Alex Horne from the television show Taskmaster. Greg is sat on his hosts throne and Alex is sat upon his lap. Greg learns stern and Alex is elated with a large grin
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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me to the person I just sat down next to on the bus
Two screens from the movie the exorcist showing father karras and lt kinderman standing together. Kinderman is saying "I love to talk film...discuss, to critique"
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I searched my profile for the word "attractive" and these are the only people I used it for as a descriptor in the alt text
Dana Scully holding Fox Mulder in her arms. Mulder is in a dress and Scully is in a suit. It is crazy attractive Alice from the television show workaholics, an attractive slightly older brunette woman with shorter hair in an office Actor Sean Bean(an attractive middle aged white male with shoulder length hair and some stubble) wearing a nice suit standing in front of a white background with some lettering that though obscured does look to be for a film festival
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I'm on the exercise bike and this is what's next to me, best little coach
A picture of my longhair brown and white cat Violet sitting on top of a chair with a colorful blanket on it looking at me
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Having Autolycus constantly getting arrested and put on trial only to slip out time and time again
Promo image of Bruce Campbell as Autolycus the king of theives from the Hercules and Xena television series showing him smiling and pointing at the camera while holding treasure
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Started watching this last night and it's not bad. Definitely suffers a little from "Netflix animated series" look and feel but I found myself laughing pretty consistently through the first three episodes at least enough I plan to stick with it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Screen from The Simpsons. A "love letter" written on a postcard to Marge, by a very drunk at the time Homer. It reads, in scrawled sloppy handwriting: "maybe it's the beer talking marge but you'v got a butt that won't quit. they got those big Chewy pretzels here [incomprehensable] five dollars??!!!? get outta here"
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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prime orb handling
Ivan Ooze from the first Power Rangers Movie holding a cool orb
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A detail from The School of Athens painting showing Socrates and Plato in discussion/debate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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A screencap from The Simpsons "Hullabalooza" episode. Homer and Marge are standing together. Marge is holding Maggie. Homer has a look of either contentment or being stoned on his face. Marge's face is turning into a smile. The caption reads "now this, I like."
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Better late than never
A Zohran Mamdani style sign image that reads "No bless yous for giacomo"
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Monday morning
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie showing one of the turtles sitting in a chair in the dark looking depressed
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Me stoned as hell watching the microwave s'mores cook
Screencap from Jurassic Park of a raptor peering through a round window
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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he will never be forgiven for his crimes
Variety Follow @Variety Director Eli Craig calls David Zaslav "the slayer of all cinema" for canning his "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" spinoff series: "It's always been a struggle, and then when we do set it up, and we get all the pieces together, it gets killed somehow We almost did a TV show with it that was on TNT/TBS, and you'll be happy to know that David Zaslav, the slayer of all cinema [laughs], came in and put the final nail in the coffin for 'Tucker & Dale' as we were about to go to series, and just cancelled all production." variety.com/2025/film/news.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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weed that makes my eyes look like this
Dianoga, the trash compactor monster from Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope which is shown here as yellowed eye on a stalk with a vertical slit pupil rising above the filthy water of the Death Star trash compactor
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Gene gets it
Gene, Tina and Louise from the television show Bob's Burgers wearing ponchos sitting at a picnic table on a beach. Gene is saying "I'm gonna take a nap under a warm tortilla and eat my way out when I wake up"
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Saturday night
Grandma Arbuckle from the Garfield cartoon sitting on a rocking chair petting garfield and happily talking to garfield
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Frank from the television show always sunny in Philadelphia hiding in a pile of stuffed animals
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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pure swagger
Gonzo from the Muppets wearing a Garish suit leaning on a while
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The 5th Element.
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Andy Kaufman had the best talk show set up
Still from the andy kaufman show showing Andy at his desk that towered over his guests
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Two images showing a man wagching a volcano eruption from a nearby cliff. In the first picture the eruption is small and the man is standing in the second it is huge and he is sitting on his ass holding his head as if in shock. The smaller start of the eruption is labeled "the first act of From Dusk Till Dawn" and the biggest explosion is labeled "the second and third acts of From Dusk Till Dawn"
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The Muppet Fozzy Bear on stage about to be pulled off by a hook
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I say Craig T. Nelson like this to myself at least once a week
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM