Kay
@gandalf-the-bae.bsky.social
8th grade ELA teacher
NBCT Candidate - ELA Early Adolescence ‘28
🏡Chicago
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NBCT Candidate - ELA Early Adolescence ‘28
🏡Chicago
🏴🐈🏀
Student collage project - Hobbes and Rousseau while reading Lord of the Flies
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Student collage project - Hobbes and Rousseau while reading Lord of the Flies
@themountaingoats.bsky.social many years ago in Providence RI you played a show and I yelled out for you to play YOU WERE COOL but I got the name of the song wrong and you played it anyway…anyway I’m at the salt shed tonight if you want to play it again 😎
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social many years ago in Providence RI you played a show and I yelled out for you to play YOU WERE COOL but I got the name of the song wrong and you played it anyway…anyway I’m at the salt shed tonight if you want to play it again 😎
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People who can read English cursive, does the US National Archive have a fun opportunity for you!
apple.news/A51AaXZQZTXK...
apple.news/A51AaXZQZTXK...
Can you read cursive? It's a superpower the National Archives is looking for. — USA TODAY
The National Archives looking for volunteers with an increasingly rare skill: Reading cursive.
apple.news
January 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
People who can read English cursive, does the US National Archive have a fun opportunity for you!
apple.news/A51AaXZQZTXK...
apple.news/A51AaXZQZTXK...
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REMINDER
not only do I do free virtual author visits for any school or library BUT
-if you DO have a guest budget you'd rather spend elsewhere I'll charge what you tell me to and donate it where it needs to go
-if there's a topic you aren't allowed to talk about I'LL bring it up and take the blame
not only do I do free virtual author visits for any school or library BUT
-if you DO have a guest budget you'd rather spend elsewhere I'll charge what you tell me to and donate it where it needs to go
-if there's a topic you aren't allowed to talk about I'LL bring it up and take the blame
January 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
REMINDER
not only do I do free virtual author visits for any school or library BUT
-if you DO have a guest budget you'd rather spend elsewhere I'll charge what you tell me to and donate it where it needs to go
-if there's a topic you aren't allowed to talk about I'LL bring it up and take the blame
not only do I do free virtual author visits for any school or library BUT
-if you DO have a guest budget you'd rather spend elsewhere I'll charge what you tell me to and donate it where it needs to go
-if there's a topic you aren't allowed to talk about I'LL bring it up and take the blame
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My personal whats in and what’s out ✨
December 27, 2024 at 10:04 PM
My personal whats in and what’s out ✨
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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Sabrina Carpenter shakes her Es(presso) in new Dunkin’ Donuts commercial.
December 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Sabrina Carpenter shakes her Es(presso) in new Dunkin’ Donuts commercial.
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Happy Boxing Day!
May the Boxing Fairy creep from under your bed to collect the forgotten wrapping paper scraps
May the Boxing Fairy creep from under your bed to collect the forgotten wrapping paper scraps
December 26, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Happy Boxing Day!
May the Boxing Fairy creep from under your bed to collect the forgotten wrapping paper scraps
May the Boxing Fairy creep from under your bed to collect the forgotten wrapping paper scraps
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Is the War on Christmas still a thing? We talked to three scowling retirees at a Bill O'Reilly book signing in Pompano Beach.
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Is the War on Christmas still a thing? We talked to three scowling retirees at a Bill O'Reilly book signing in Pompano Beach.
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She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
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I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
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US: what stage of imperial decline u at?
France: I dunno lol maybe 3rd or 4th, you?
US: you are like a little baby. Watch this
France: I dunno lol maybe 3rd or 4th, you?
US: you are like a little baby. Watch this
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
US: what stage of imperial decline u at?
France: I dunno lol maybe 3rd or 4th, you?
US: you are like a little baby. Watch this
France: I dunno lol maybe 3rd or 4th, you?
US: you are like a little baby. Watch this
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December 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
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![LIZ: Dude, how can we be wearing the same outfit? [Burgundy sweater with white collar peeking out and khakis]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgwy2b3rrcewfdazrkanjbg4/bafkreien4spw777m3o3fu573y7pgfacjsui47u4njdl2daowayujqajxre@jpeg)
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Okay #poetrypeople
Sharing my favorite poems to teach and what I focus on. Please do the same! First, is “Fuck your Lecture on Craft, My People are Dying” by Noor Hindi. #EduSky
docs.google.com/presentation...
Sharing my favorite poems to teach and what I focus on. Please do the same! First, is “Fuck your Lecture on Craft, My People are Dying” by Noor Hindi. #EduSky
docs.google.com/presentation...
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Okay #poetrypeople
Sharing my favorite poems to teach and what I focus on. Please do the same! First, is “Fuck your Lecture on Craft, My People are Dying” by Noor Hindi. #EduSky
docs.google.com/presentation...
Sharing my favorite poems to teach and what I focus on. Please do the same! First, is “Fuck your Lecture on Craft, My People are Dying” by Noor Hindi. #EduSky
docs.google.com/presentation...
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
Trust me Lemon, this will be huge
NEW: The Pop-Tart Bowl trophy is back and better than ever ... it is now a fully functional toaster trophy!
Pop-Tart partnered with GE Appliances to build this one-of-a-kind toaster trophy. It is about 1.3x the size of a normal football + can toast full-size Pop-Tarts.
Pop-Tart partnered with GE Appliances to build this one-of-a-kind toaster trophy. It is about 1.3x the size of a normal football + can toast full-size Pop-Tarts.
December 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Trust me Lemon, this will be huge
Also adapted from @marcusluther.bsky.social, I’ve never received such impressive annotations and deep thinking from 7th graders!!! Thank you!!!! Anticipating honing in and digger deeper after break
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Also adapted from @marcusluther.bsky.social, I’ve never received such impressive annotations and deep thinking from 7th graders!!! Thank you!!!! Anticipating honing in and digger deeper after break
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clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
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We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone!
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 AM
We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone!
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
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(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or