FVBLT 🏳️⚧️
@fvblt.bsky.social
Final Fantasy XIV fisher main (she/they). Recovering polandball "artist"
@shadowtodd.bsky.social "The Shreds" by Corporate Hearts stops on the word stop twice
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The Shreds
YouTube video by Corporate Hearts - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@shadowtodd.bsky.social "The Shreds" by Corporate Hearts stops on the word stop twice
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youtu.be/W_Jj8hpw5Ew
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✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
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instantly inspired to write a 1980s dark comedy about a high-end "retirement community" where everything is subtly designed to be extremely dangerous, marketed to the children of rich elderly people who don't want to wait any longer for their inheritance
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
instantly inspired to write a 1980s dark comedy about a high-end "retirement community" where everything is subtly designed to be extremely dangerous, marketed to the children of rich elderly people who don't want to wait any longer for their inheritance
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he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
May 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
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I'm on the Signal chat for NYT / Atlantic writers who workshop what bullshit term we'll add to the discourse this year. There's a winner-take-all pot. Help me make "micro-divorce" happen and I'll split it ($650,000) with you.
May 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm on the Signal chat for NYT / Atlantic writers who workshop what bullshit term we'll add to the discourse this year. There's a winner-take-all pot. Help me make "micro-divorce" happen and I'll split it ($650,000) with you.
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Introducing my Ready Player One-inspired 2000s webcomic tale, Two Peeps and a Seat
![[...]the burning Aoi House behind me.
I ducked and weaved my motorcycle Sparklelord from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja through the streets of Megatokyo. This was it. All I had to do was get to the Keenspot portal with the Mountain Dew before the VG Cats and that panel was mine.
As I passed the Blockbuster, I was interrupted by the roar of a royal dirtbike beside me. King Radical from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja had entered the race.
"No matter how rad you get... you will never get Radical!" he laughed as he pulled ahead. "Ahahahaha!"
The honorable thing to do would be race him, but I had no need for bushido. I punched it even harder and veered towards the shortcut Largo had told me about.
There was only one way to win. I'd have to pass through Cast Page Island — and it was still under construction.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4uphegozmuvgh3h5i2nmaro/bafkreibvxzmezcxxpa5txhjbuxea2oldbfaf3wqpitaotv7wg4gsj6z5k4@jpeg)
May 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Introducing my Ready Player One-inspired 2000s webcomic tale, Two Peeps and a Seat
Shouldn't be shocked my family's riding is looking solid conservative, the guy who came to fix my grandma's AC this week was literally a fucking Trump guy and was comfortable just saying that to a customer. A fucking Trump guy!!
April 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Shouldn't be shocked my family's riding is looking solid conservative, the guy who came to fix my grandma's AC this week was literally a fucking Trump guy and was comfortable just saying that to a customer. A fucking Trump guy!!
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this reads like a shitpost but i am living it
March 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
this reads like a shitpost but i am living it
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Drake: well he humiliated me with music fans, at the Grammys, at the Super Bowl, but surely that’s it. He has reached the limit of getting people to sing along to that song, he cannot go any further, it’s-it’s impossible! It’s over!
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
March 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Drake: well he humiliated me with music fans, at the Grammys, at the Super Bowl, but surely that’s it. He has reached the limit of getting people to sing along to that song, he cannot go any further, it’s-it’s impossible! It’s over!
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
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When I'm very brave for taking my shot:
a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
March 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When I'm very brave for taking my shot:
I have a vision of people talking about Lac-Saint-Jean dialects the exact same way people talk about Kansai-ben right now.
Imagine a guy in the US showing his support of Canada by becoming a weird weeb about Canada.
Like he's now dressed as a lumberjack, he keeps talking about the fine steel of his Yukon-honed axe, he ostentatiously sips aged maple syrup out of an authentic flask signed by Dan Akroyd himself, etc
Like he's now dressed as a lumberjack, he keeps talking about the fine steel of his Yukon-honed axe, he ostentatiously sips aged maple syrup out of an authentic flask signed by Dan Akroyd himself, etc
February 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have a vision of people talking about Lac-Saint-Jean dialects the exact same way people talk about Kansai-ben right now.
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Gritty continues to be a real one
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gritty continues to be a real one
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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you remember this taste. it tastes like home. it tastes like her. you take another bite. her lips are so distant now. her face softening in your memory: another bite. you don't remember sitting down in this diner: another bite. you don't remember ordering this: another bite. you don't remember dying
my phone just corrected this delicious pie to “coconut with Dulce de Lethe” and I’m gonna start the most languid decadent bakery
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
you remember this taste. it tastes like home. it tastes like her. you take another bite. her lips are so distant now. her face softening in your memory: another bite. you don't remember sitting down in this diner: another bite. you don't remember ordering this: another bite. you don't remember dying
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You guys, my kid just discovered a *whole book* of poems in French that, when read in French, sound like mother goose rhymes in English (but said with a heavy French accent). They are grammatical in French! 😵💫 The one below is Humpty Dumpty. This is depraved and wonderful. I love/hate it.
Mon enfant vient de m’informer de la monstruosité qui est « Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames » 🫨 en me listant:
Un petit d'un petit
S'étonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah! degrés te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mène
Qu'importe un petit d'un petit
Tout Gai de Reguennes.
Un petit d'un petit
S'étonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah! degrés te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mène
Qu'importe un petit d'un petit
Tout Gai de Reguennes.
October 31, 2024 at 12:51 AM
You guys, my kid just discovered a *whole book* of poems in French that, when read in French, sound like mother goose rhymes in English (but said with a heavy French accent). They are grammatical in French! 😵💫 The one below is Humpty Dumpty. This is depraved and wonderful. I love/hate it.
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every squad has that one apocryphal homie
September 22, 2024 at 7:55 AM
every squad has that one apocryphal homie
I was on bluesky before it had 200K users. I am so bad at social media that I have under 100 followers in spite of logging in basically every day lmaooooo
September 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I was on bluesky before it had 200K users. I am so bad at social media that I have under 100 followers in spite of logging in basically every day lmaooooo
My favorite part of the debate was when trump brought up the assassination attempt because he was clearly mad nobody cares and I haven't seen a single person mention it at all that he did that
September 11, 2024 at 3:27 AM
My favorite part of the debate was when trump brought up the assassination attempt because he was clearly mad nobody cares and I haven't seen a single person mention it at all that he did that
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Wish there was a suitable substitute with the same punch as "man up" because it feels weird to say that the thing that finally made me man up about needles was giving myself a biweekly estrogen injection
August 9, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Wish there was a suitable substitute with the same punch as "man up" because it feels weird to say that the thing that finally made me man up about needles was giving myself a biweekly estrogen injection