funky49
@funky49.com
rapper/producer, TEDx presenter
Rapped for Bill Nye & Chuck D
Husband/father^2
funky49 dot com
Rapped for Bill Nye & Chuck D
Husband/father^2
funky49 dot com
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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*me waking up on Monday morning and looking at the news*
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
*me waking up on Monday morning and looking at the news*
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Posting about Pluribus strictly for the algo. I know you already know about it. Vince Gilligan from X-Files!
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Posting about Pluribus strictly for the algo. I know you already know about it. Vince Gilligan from X-Files!
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
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Wow.
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wow.
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
As a kid, I knew not to ask for stuff in stores.
I knew what the answer would be.
I knew what the answer would be.
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As a kid, I knew not to ask for stuff in stores.
I knew what the answer would be.
I knew what the answer would be.
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Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t “security,” it’s unchecked government control.
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t “security,” it’s unchecked government control.
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Quakertown-raised pop star Sabrina Carpenter will be part of the upcoming Met Gala 2026 celebration, Vogue announced on Wednesday.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/celebrity/sa...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/celebrity/sa...
Bucks County pop star Sabrina Carpenter named to Met Gala 2026 host committee
Carpenter, who has attended the Met Gala three times, joins the ranks of Philly area hosts after Colman Domingo served as co-chair in 2025.
www.inquirer.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
Only a teenage boy can need to soak a non stick dish pan after making two eggs.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Only a teenage boy can need to soak a non stick dish pan after making two eggs.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
This is comforting.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is comforting.
I’m an older guy who went to the dermatologist. Please take care of yourselves!
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m an older guy who went to the dermatologist. Please take care of yourselves!
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
My brain is geared to ask “What does Europe do?”
The nation’s freight railroads are going to be able to try relying more on technology and inspect their tracks less often after the federal government approved their waiver request on Friday.
Railroads will be allowed to reduce inspections and rely more on technology to spot track problems
The nation’s freight railroads are going to be able to try relying more on technology and inspect their tracks less often after the federal government approved their waiver request on Friday.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My brain is geared to ask “What does Europe do?”
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I’m def not saying his brain isn’t leaking out of his ears every time he talks but a lot of what people on here say is evidence of cognitive decline for trump you need to realize that at least half of that is just because he’s incredibly stupid
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m def not saying his brain isn’t leaking out of his ears every time he talks but a lot of what people on here say is evidence of cognitive decline for trump you need to realize that at least half of that is just because he’s incredibly stupid
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it's very hard to distinguish between Trump's cognitive decline and his cognitive never-having-inclined
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
it's very hard to distinguish between Trump's cognitive decline and his cognitive never-having-inclined
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Next we're going to slash framerate standards so that we can bring back the Atari 2600.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Next we're going to slash framerate standards so that we can bring back the Atari 2600.