funky49
@funky49.com
rapper/producer, TEDx presenter
Rapped for Bill Nye & Chuck D
Husband/father^2
funky49 dot com
Rapped for Bill Nye & Chuck D
Husband/father^2
funky49 dot com
My man got burned. A POX ON THE HOUSE OF THEIR ENEMY!
Just choose your partners carefully if you're not going it alone!
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My man got burned. A POX ON THE HOUSE OF THEIR ENEMY!
When the teenagers eat the leftovers of your cooking >
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When the teenagers eat the leftovers of your cooking >
In addition to more music, I want to create my own playing card game in 2026.
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In addition to more music, I want to create my own playing card game in 2026.
I just looked at a pair of shorts like they were some sort of anthropological treasure
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I just looked at a pair of shorts like they were some sort of anthropological treasure
Information wants to be free.
🚨Former Special Counsel Jack Smith, in a closed-door House Judiciary Committee hearing:
“Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the
results of the 2020 presidential election & to prevent the lawful transfer of power”
“Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the
results of the 2020 presidential election & to prevent the lawful transfer of power”
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Information wants to be free.
"We manifest destiny like a knight
A knight in shining armor, yeah
Tryna be there for all of my kids (Yeah)
No matter how hard that is"
-Nas
genius.com/Nas-wtf-smh-...
A knight in shining armor, yeah
Tryna be there for all of my kids (Yeah)
No matter how hard that is"
-Nas
genius.com/Nas-wtf-smh-...
Nas – WTF SMH
[Part I] / [Chorus] / W-T-F, S-M-H (Yeah) / My jewelry is disgusting but let's discuss the taste, I'm in another place (Yeah) / This whole shit is in shambles, low vibrational
genius.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"We manifest destiny like a knight
A knight in shining armor, yeah
Tryna be there for all of my kids (Yeah)
No matter how hard that is"
-Nas
genius.com/Nas-wtf-smh-...
A knight in shining armor, yeah
Tryna be there for all of my kids (Yeah)
No matter how hard that is"
-Nas
genius.com/Nas-wtf-smh-...
Did Apple stop giving out Apple stickers with their laptops?
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Did Apple stop giving out Apple stickers with their laptops?
Normalize buying flowers at random times!
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Normalize buying flowers at random times!
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
Do the work it takes to rebuild relationships. If it’s hard, you’re doing it right.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do the work it takes to rebuild relationships. If it’s hard, you’re doing it right.
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Some people are just mercenaries.
They do the job description and then go home.
And that's that.
Even when the job is depthless evil.
They do the job description and then go home.
And that's that.
Even when the job is depthless evil.
I don’t even know what to make of this level self-delusion, cognitive dissonance and moral cowardice
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
Trump’s Top Aide Acknowledges ‘Score Settling’ Behind Prosecutions
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some people are just mercenaries.
They do the job description and then go home.
And that's that.
Even when the job is depthless evil.
They do the job description and then go home.
And that's that.
Even when the job is depthless evil.
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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*me waking up on Monday morning and looking at the news*
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
*me waking up on Monday morning and looking at the news*
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Posting about Pluribus strictly for the algo. I know you already know about it. Vince Gilligan from X-Files!
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Posting about Pluribus strictly for the algo. I know you already know about it. Vince Gilligan from X-Files!
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
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Wow.
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wow.
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
It’s YA BOY on the front page of Apple Music Kids. What the what?? This ride has been…. Monumental. Buddys still climbing!
As a kid, I knew not to ask for stuff in stores.
I knew what the answer would be.
I knew what the answer would be.
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As a kid, I knew not to ask for stuff in stores.
I knew what the answer would be.
I knew what the answer would be.
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Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t “security,” it’s unchecked government control.
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t “security,” it’s unchecked government control.
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Quakertown-raised pop star Sabrina Carpenter will be part of the upcoming Met Gala 2026 celebration, Vogue announced on Wednesday.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/celebrity/sa...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/celebrity/sa...
Bucks County pop star Sabrina Carpenter named to Met Gala 2026 host committee
Carpenter, who has attended the Met Gala three times, joins the ranks of Philly area hosts after Colman Domingo served as co-chair in 2025.
www.inquirer.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?
Sabrina Carpenter is from Bucks county?