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Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 18
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs. n.pr/45TIwwT
Amid ICE clashes, New Hampshire bishop urges clergy to prepare their wills
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If you start the Stranger Things finale at exactly 11:48 you will lose interest at midnight
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Perhaps the recipe for a great postseason is simply letting your heart be your third base coach
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Miami Vice

Beiber x Sheffield
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Motion to start calling Kirk “Whopper Jr.” say aye

#bluejays #dodgers
a blue jays player is at bat in front of a sign that says white
ALT: a blue jays player is at bat in front of a sign that says white
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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You can relax everyone, they're out, now we can just enjoy baseball!
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
September 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Running out of the bullpen to the Benny Hill theme at unnerving double-time speed. The broadcast describes my arsenal as "zany" and my ERA is a tick over thirteen.
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff
June 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003
April 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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saw Groverhaus coming up again yesterday so I've been going back through the lesser know Doom Wad Bathroom thread, tomorrow I'll post a highlight reel
June 24, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nosferatu Wong Foo
March 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM