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Green Ben Casserole
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The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.

He/Him
I missed this t he first time around and now I’m spending the rest of this Thanksgiving manifesting.
Pitch a movie (or show) with 4 images:
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Blessed.
I know this won’t mean much to many but…
I found this in my local supermarket.
In PA. 🤯
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Custom commissioned art is a gift not just to the person you got it for, but the world entire.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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you say you can’t stay over and he brings out one of these…wyd
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
From high to low, so much of the 21st Century experience is that bit from The Wire where Stringer Bell says “Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?!”
Why are you offering pirating software under your GOVERNMENT NAME?! Over on PATREON! Are you insane?
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!

If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)

www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
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November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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“I was not a fan of the sheer amount of vanity titles in front of Late Night with the Devil. And the AI-generated interstitials? Unnecessary, unneeded,” said the Pope.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Companions of Christmas: MERCURIUS ABU-SIFIN

Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Look I know the show has "Slow" right there in the title but we're five seasons in and I still haven't seen a single horse show up
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Great* Moments in Kerning
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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"Def Jam" is short for "Definite Jam"
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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this is how an economy ends
not with a bang
but with some clown with an econ degree saying "excluding food and energy"
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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“Why is RFK Jr so convinced he’s right?”

Because he’s a child of extreme privilege, turbocharged by a fucked up family who indulged and excused his worst behaviors instead of seeing he got the help he needed to treat his deep seated trauma. All the drugs he’s done haven’t helped him either.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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If I was the guy in mystery science theatre I would have just watched frasier instead of all those bad movies
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If you weren't around and into the scene back in the day, it's hard to convey how Games Workshop used to be the "punk" alternative to TSR's stodgy trad-fantasy thing.
White Dwarf had an ongoing flame war in the letters pages because its reviewer said Twilight 2000 was a moral abomination steeped in Reaganesque power fantasies.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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gramma: I only have one request, dear, don’t put that picture of me housing the lettuce in the obituary

reporter: no, no, of course not
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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it both rules and sucks that isaac chotiner continues to run circles around basically the entire media class using a unique genetic superpower known as "object permanence"
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I am laughing so hard I’m crying
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The three days that production was on hold on Mr. Belvedere because Christopher Hewett, who played the titular character, sat on his own balls.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It’s that time again - the M. R. James ghost story Christmas countdown! 👻
There are 31 days until Santa arrives, so if you read one* story a day, you’ll finish the Collected Ghost Stories in time to get merry.
Like a haunted advent calendar! ❄️
#Christmas #GhostStories
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here's the definitive ranking of Star Wars movies by release date:

Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Clone Wars (animated movie
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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My notes app still has fragments from the last time I used it to write notes on Brahms: The Boy II

So when I went to write my Thanksgiving shopping list I was just greeted with "why is the boy full of meat"
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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If you have a turkey in the freezer, this is your reminder to read the seminal cyberpunk Manga Battle Angel Alita (original Gunm) and it's sequels Last Order and Mars Chronicle.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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You’re a Good Man, Calvin Hobbes
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM