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Just as Biscuit was nearing the elevator the clunky shoe of the night custodian brought an end to his hunt for a tasty companion. In the afterlife he looked like a pile of sand. Death by Skechers. Funeral by Hoover. Rest In Peace, Biscuit. Rest in pieces.
Pinned
Eff
@frankspeaks.bsky.social
· Jun 11
I don’t follow someone because I want them to follow me back. I follow someone because I think they have things to say based on something they’ve already said—written—in response to someone else’s post. A few choice words that revealed, in an instant, character, wit, and intelligence.
One day ranch dressing will no longer be everyone’s favorite and it’ll all be over for you salad-eating bitches
One day they’ll get my meds right and it will be all over for you bitches.
One day this restraining order will expire and it will be all over for you bitches.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One day ranch dressing will no longer be everyone’s favorite and it’ll all be over for you salad-eating bitches
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It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
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marco rubio is slowly turning into manuel noriega
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
marco rubio is slowly turning into manuel noriega
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America’s healthcare is based on racism and capitalism‼️
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
America’s healthcare is based on racism and capitalism‼️
Babygirl is 2024’s answer to 1986’s 9 1/2 Weeks. Nicole Kidman=Kim Basinger. Harris Dickinson=Mickey Rourke.
A couple of similar age is replaced by older woman, younger man. open fridge food sex is replaced by half-naked strutting to George Michael and milk being lapped from a saucer. hello Kitty!
A couple of similar age is replaced by older woman, younger man. open fridge food sex is replaced by half-naked strutting to George Michael and milk being lapped from a saucer. hello Kitty!
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Babygirl is 2024’s answer to 1986’s 9 1/2 Weeks. Nicole Kidman=Kim Basinger. Harris Dickinson=Mickey Rourke.
A couple of similar age is replaced by older woman, younger man. open fridge food sex is replaced by half-naked strutting to George Michael and milk being lapped from a saucer. hello Kitty!
A couple of similar age is replaced by older woman, younger man. open fridge food sex is replaced by half-naked strutting to George Michael and milk being lapped from a saucer. hello Kitty!
I have read both Ishiguro’s novel and watched the film adaptation twice now. I think it’s lost on modern culture. Certainly now, if not when the novel was first published and some five years later the film released. Perhaps a remake with 3rd world characters. We are all slaves. At some point.
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have read both Ishiguro’s novel and watched the film adaptation twice now. I think it’s lost on modern culture. Certainly now, if not when the novel was first published and some five years later the film released. Perhaps a remake with 3rd world characters. We are all slaves. At some point.
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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The assertion that American "culture" is "western" -- meaning "white" -- that Trumpers make really puzzles me.
I wonder what culture they are thinking about. There is nothing uniquely American that isn't a product of our multi-racial/multi-ethnic history.
We were never just "white."
I wonder what culture they are thinking about. There is nothing uniquely American that isn't a product of our multi-racial/multi-ethnic history.
We were never just "white."
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The assertion that American "culture" is "western" -- meaning "white" -- that Trumpers make really puzzles me.
I wonder what culture they are thinking about. There is nothing uniquely American that isn't a product of our multi-racial/multi-ethnic history.
We were never just "white."
I wonder what culture they are thinking about. There is nothing uniquely American that isn't a product of our multi-racial/multi-ethnic history.
We were never just "white."
Never forget.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Never forget.
One of the most clever post and subsequent threads ever. I hope it keeps growing. On the mark with the times, yet a pleasant divergent from the stale of today.
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One of the most clever post and subsequent threads ever. I hope it keeps growing. On the mark with the times, yet a pleasant divergent from the stale of today.
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I agree. And political junkies who watched this will remember it, just like baseball fans will remember this year’s World Series. It’s not often you see a game played this well.
I've seen in-person politics since the time Jimmy Carter charmed Hunter S Thompson. Which really mattered, then.
Nothing matches the way Mamdani made Trump into his little fan-boy today.
Maybe tomorrow, Trump will realize this and go berserk. But for this moment—it's like when I saw Sandy Koufax.
Nothing matches the way Mamdani made Trump into his little fan-boy today.
Maybe tomorrow, Trump will realize this and go berserk. But for this moment—it's like when I saw Sandy Koufax.
Holy shiz Mamdabi turned Trump into a chump on Trump's home field. Skillz.
www.youtube.com/live/fD9h8xI...
www.youtube.com/live/fD9h8xI...
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I agree. And political junkies who watched this will remember it, just like baseball fans will remember this year’s World Series. It’s not often you see a game played this well.
Found this written on a scrap piece of paper. Someone’s quote.
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Found this written on a scrap piece of paper. Someone’s quote.
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
“We are in the age of the open mouth and unlifted finger; of those who must talk faster than the world can find them out.”
Sounds about right
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Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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Smart messaging:
When American farmers grow food, we make money and people eat. We don’t have to cozy up to politicians in Washington hoping for a bailout. We can grow higher-value crops with some will, vision, and hard work.
#arkansas #farmers #farmbill #food #agriculture
#arkansas #farmers #farmbill #food #agriculture
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Smart messaging:
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Yesterday’s single no vote…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
Here is the 1 no vote on releasing the files...
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday’s single no vote…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
On Releasing The Epstein Files!…
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If only there was a pissed off whistleblower with access to all of the original/native files who was willing to just unleash every last page. 😕
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If only there was a pissed off whistleblower with access to all of the original/native files who was willing to just unleash every last page. 😕
“And then I took a bus here like an animal, ughh, and then I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag. Ah. No!”
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“And then I took a bus here like an animal, ughh, and then I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag. Ah. No!”
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC
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youtu.be/Qyl9aqujM3A?...
Where were these videos when I was young?
Where were these videos when I was young?
Felsmann + Tiley - Open Fields (feat. The Kite String Tangle)
YouTube video by Felsmann + Tiley
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
youtu.be/Qyl9aqujM3A?...
Where were these videos when I was young?
Where were these videos when I was young?
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Worth 1,000 words. This picture is so revealing about so much about this “administration.”
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Worth 1,000 words. This picture is so revealing about so much about this “administration.”
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
Step back five feet from the dram of any photo about any Trump action or policy, and you’ll see the boom arms, the rigging, the floodlights…
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sick and tired of all these damn immigrants receiving sub-minimum wage for backbreaking physical labor buying up all the single family housing
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
sick and tired of all these damn immigrants receiving sub-minimum wage for backbreaking physical labor buying up all the single family housing
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I’m nearing 500 followers. Who-hoo! So exciting. Not really. I was at 499 and then dropped down 3 which means someone somewhere doesn’t like me or regrets saying they do. Unless you’re in my bed with your dick out I couldn’t care less. Right now I’m too busy trying to off 47. Curse. Curse. Curse.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m nearing 500 followers. Who-hoo! So exciting. Not really. I was at 499 and then dropped down 3 which means someone somewhere doesn’t like me or regrets saying they do. Unless you’re in my bed with your dick out I couldn’t care less. Right now I’m too busy trying to off 47. Curse. Curse. Curse.