John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
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John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Stop being an asshole
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
We’re losing trusted allies daily
These losses will be generational
These losses will be generational
Carney: We know that this decades-long process of our ever-closer economic relationship between Canada and the US has ended. And as a consequence of that, many of our strengths have become our vulnerabilities, particularly in those industries that are most tightly integrated with the US….
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We’re losing trusted allies daily
These losses will be generational
These losses will be generational
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I designed it
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And while you’re browsing, don’t miss our End of November Sale, with other R.E.M. items up to 40% off. All at the link in bio.
Link: store.remhq.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I designed it
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Two National Guardsmen were shot in Washington, D.C.
Democrats immediately express their sympathy for the victims and their families.
Republicans immediately spread conspiracy theories to blame Democrats for the shooting.
Anyone still believe both parties are the same?
Democrats immediately express their sympathy for the victims and their families.
Republicans immediately spread conspiracy theories to blame Democrats for the shooting.
Anyone still believe both parties are the same?
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Two National Guardsmen were shot in Washington, D.C.
Democrats immediately express their sympathy for the victims and their families.
Republicans immediately spread conspiracy theories to blame Democrats for the shooting.
Anyone still believe both parties are the same?
Democrats immediately express their sympathy for the victims and their families.
Republicans immediately spread conspiracy theories to blame Democrats for the shooting.
Anyone still believe both parties are the same?
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Me to wife: so you see what I am saying is that maybe the sentence structure is not the main problem here
Wife: [watching tv]
Me: I mean I know I can be a bit of a diction pedant
Wife: [right eye twitches microscopically]
Wife: [watching tv]
Me: I mean I know I can be a bit of a diction pedant
Wife: [right eye twitches microscopically]
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me to wife: so you see what I am saying is that maybe the sentence structure is not the main problem here
Wife: [watching tv]
Me: I mean I know I can be a bit of a diction pedant
Wife: [right eye twitches microscopically]
Wife: [watching tv]
Me: I mean I know I can be a bit of a diction pedant
Wife: [right eye twitches microscopically]
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[rereading it to correct initial impression that he laid the eggs ON Kimmel] no no this is still problematical no matter how the sentence is written
Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
[rereading it to correct initial impression that he laid the eggs ON Kimmel] no no this is still problematical no matter how the sentence is written
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the only upside here is that I think the ongoing nuzzi fallout is also going to take out the new EIC of vanity fair. what a dummy!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the only upside here is that I think the ongoing nuzzi fallout is also going to take out the new EIC of vanity fair. what a dummy!
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this is also really good
Madison Cunningham - My Full Name (Acoustic Guitar Version)
YouTube video by Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
this is also really good
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Summary of the Witkoff-Gate.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Summary of the Witkoff-Gate.
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Performance escalation. They actually love this.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the Trump administration would send hundreds of additional National Guard soldiers to the nation’s capital after two soldiers were shot in the city Wednesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump Admin to Escalate D.C. Military Takeover After Two National Guard Members Shot
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Performance escalation. They actually love this.
Confirmed
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Confirmed
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
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Kash Patel Fact Checked on Live TV After Vowing Manhunt for National Guard Shooter… Who’s Already in Custody
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
Kash Patel Fact Checked on Live TV After Vowing Manhunt for National Guard Shooter... Who’s Already in Custody
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard members near the White House on Wednesday—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already i...
dailyboulder.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Kash Patel Fact Checked on Live TV After Vowing Manhunt for National Guard Shooter… Who’s Already in Custody
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
FBI Director Kash Patel vowed to launch a manhunt for the shooter who wounded two National Guard—only for an official to point out that a suspect is already in custody. 🤦♂️
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This is a very sweet (if very Christian-centric) trans-led mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift givers with unhoused or in-foster care trans kids.
www.transanta.com/about
www.transanta.com/about
About — Transanta
www.transanta.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is a very sweet (if very Christian-centric) trans-led mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift givers with unhoused or in-foster care trans kids.
www.transanta.com/about
www.transanta.com/about
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I'm not saying that throwing David Sacks into a volcano would prevent a recession. I'm just saying we haven't ruled that out yet.
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm not saying that throwing David Sacks into a volcano would prevent a recession. I'm just saying we haven't ruled that out yet.
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we need to think long and hard about why we’re letting ryan lizza talk shit about his ex wife and absolutely no one else (or himself)
something just a little bit broken in the whole access journalism model tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
we need to think long and hard about why we’re letting ryan lizza talk shit about his ex wife and absolutely no one else (or himself)
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Traitor. The word he's looking for is "traitor."
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Traitor. The word he's looking for is "traitor."
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Tut-tutting Nuzzi for "Michael Wolffing it" while holding back (for baldly subscriber-grubbing reasons) evidence of nefarious actions by America's most powerful people is meta-Wolffing it.
Uh
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tut-tutting Nuzzi for "Michael Wolffing it" while holding back (for baldly subscriber-grubbing reasons) evidence of nefarious actions by America's most powerful people is meta-Wolffing it.
Ummm…
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ummm…
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“The extreme right... The amount of resources behind them and the amount of power that they hold within the political establishment of their party is absolutely asymmetrical."
- @melissaryan.bsky.social
- @melissaryan.bsky.social
GLOBAL WARNING: Melissa Ryan (Ep 6)
YouTube video by AWKWORD
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“The extreme right... The amount of resources behind them and the amount of power that they hold within the political establishment of their party is absolutely asymmetrical."
- @melissaryan.bsky.social
- @melissaryan.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.