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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1m

"tohowabohu" probably hasn't been commonly used since the 70s, I learned of it in the 80s

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 5m

do you know what isn't going to see a reduction in traffic, probably an increase? private terminals. going long on signature

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 7m

Federal prison is probably the safest option for a whooooole lot of folks in the coming years.

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 10m

Mr. Hewson. [pulls pin, dons mask, tosses CS can into witness box] can you explain your answer?

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 14m

they should consider burning it to the ground and just leaving.

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 14m

sorry for germaning at you. Sea German is a whole other thing, I know

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 16m

As a fan of Martin Luther, I demand all protestant churches sell their lands, buildings, stocks, bonds, private islands and yachts, and return to the practice of meeting in your own houses, as Luther did.

There's about 95 things wrong with you, but a bitch ain't one.

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 19m

I wondered if garbage men had to pay taxes when I was a kid.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 36m

Gregory Bovino is on tape telling Border Patrol agents "This is OUR fucking city."

Bovino grew up in North Carolina. Until January he was Border Patrol Chief for the El Centro sector in California. To my knowledge, he never lived or even worked in Chicago.

Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 1h

Lawyers play a video that was played for Bovino. In it, he tells agents "everybody fucking gets it if they touch you."

"This is OUR fucking city," Bovino tells them.

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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 23m

Dave, why is Bovino a limpdicked little dogfelcher

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 25m

figured not

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 25m

I believe the German word is "tohuwabohu"

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

you are correct, none of this makes any sense at all, which adds to the whole thing

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

- blew robert goulet in 1972

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

same in the US, which is why this is so hilarious

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Anti-Fascist Collective 👊🏼👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 1h

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

WELS finally come around to vaginas?

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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 1h

Bovino was asked in his deposition if that was still true — that all use of force in Chicago had been "exemplary."

Bovino says "no."

Then he's asked if some force had been "less than proper?"

Bovino: "All uses of force have been MORE than exemplary."

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

imagine being convicted of pastrami.

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 1h

ladies and gentlemen, the moast oafin'est oaf on the face of the earth.

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 2h

do you know who else gets her hair done expensively donna?

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 2h

nice save donnie, nobody will notice that you completely misread the teleprompter, and then awkwardly tried to cover it up.

maybe try reading your speeches before you try them out live for the first time. or don't, we all know you don't like reading. makes eyebrows hot.

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 2h

The "we fucking elected Frey again like idiots" alarms are going off in minneapolis

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The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 2h

yes, he's talking about data centers. they can be absolutely gigantic, and use up more electricity and water than a medium sized city.

and there's like 5 guys on 3 shifts to feed the dogs that guard the racks.

The Wurst @oldandmoldier.bsky.social · 3h

oh look, it's a population density map again.