Frances Meh
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minding my own goddamned business
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Frances Meh
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· May 2
canadians who don’t vote are ehpolitical
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where’s the manual on how to restore myself to factory settings
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
where’s the manual on how to restore myself to factory settings
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when you guys refer to a mutual's post while talking to your IRL friend do you say, "my friend said..." or are you normal?
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
when you guys refer to a mutual's post while talking to your IRL friend do you say, "my friend said..." or are you normal?
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eating kielbasa and hot mustard about it
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
eating kielbasa and hot mustard about it
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happy new year, i’m not gonna change (derogatory)
January 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy new year, i’m not gonna change (derogatory)
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Hi! I’m Law Dog! Feel free to ask me questions about statute of limitations, fetch, age of consent, eat bone, etc.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Hi! I’m Law Dog! Feel free to ask me questions about statute of limitations, fetch, age of consent, eat bone, etc.
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friend: why didn’t you just go to bed earlier
me: my cat was making biscuits on me. how many times will that happen again before i die? maybe twenty times? how could i go to bed? how could i look at heaven straight on and say “no”?
me: my cat was making biscuits on me. how many times will that happen again before i die? maybe twenty times? how could i go to bed? how could i look at heaven straight on and say “no”?
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
friend: why didn’t you just go to bed earlier
me: my cat was making biscuits on me. how many times will that happen again before i die? maybe twenty times? how could i go to bed? how could i look at heaven straight on and say “no”?
me: my cat was making biscuits on me. how many times will that happen again before i die? maybe twenty times? how could i go to bed? how could i look at heaven straight on and say “no”?
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listen up, fives (mortals), a ten (delusional pseudo-deity/demiurge) is speaking
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
listen up, fives (mortals), a ten (delusional pseudo-deity/demiurge) is speaking
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Who called it a low libido and not a sexistential crisis?
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Who called it a low libido and not a sexistential crisis?
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tragic: your post annoyed someone you neither like nor respect
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
tragic: your post annoyed someone you neither like nor respect
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i feel bad for my sweet friend, sean, who texted, “how’s it going?” and i told him
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i feel bad for my sweet friend, sean, who texted, “how’s it going?” and i told him
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Traveling back in time to kill Baby New Year 2026
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Traveling back in time to kill Baby New Year 2026
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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I have stared down multiple cabs and reckless drivers while crossing the street in NYC after them braking inches away or even tapping me with their car.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I have stared down multiple cabs and reckless drivers while crossing the street in NYC after them braking inches away or even tapping me with their car.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
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training me like a show dog tonight king
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
training me like a show dog tonight king
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it brings me great pleasure to report to you that i have just filed for my Joker License. Should be processed soon 🤞🏻I am going to become the joker!
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
it brings me great pleasure to report to you that i have just filed for my Joker License. Should be processed soon 🤞🏻I am going to become the joker!
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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind
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the current state of this country makes me fucking ill, man
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
the current state of this country makes me fucking ill, man
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People all up in my grill, expecting me to do my job at my job.
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
People all up in my grill, expecting me to do my job at my job.
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THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE DESPITE ANY CHANGES IN MORALE
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE DESPITE ANY CHANGES IN MORALE
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a drug that makes me feel the way i feel when i’m with you (cheese)
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
a drug that makes me feel the way i feel when i’m with you (cheese)
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is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies