Glenn
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I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
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What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.
Good to see someone sticking their neck out & do some heavy lifting when it comes to protecting the avian population.
Experience: I live as a crane
Experience: I live as a crane
It makes me feel like a proud parent to see them take flight
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Good to see someone sticking their neck out & do some heavy lifting when it comes to protecting the avian population.
I used to think the swimming pool incident was the most horrendous thing Barrymore was involved in until I watched this.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I used to think the swimming pool incident was the most horrendous thing Barrymore was involved in until I watched this.
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airplanes should have balconies
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
airplanes should have balconies
Cadent will throw temporary traffic lights up anywhere these days.
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
Scientists finally know what mysterious ‘little red dots’ throughout the universe are
www.independent.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Cadent will throw temporary traffic lights up anywhere these days.
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Your put-upon mum: yeah because the largest gannet colony is in our kitchen when I serve up tea for you lot
The Bass Rock might not be the worlds largest Gannet colony anymore, but its still a remarkable place in the summer months. Incredible to watch
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Your put-upon mum: yeah because the largest gannet colony is in our kitchen when I serve up tea for you lot
Nothing screams "British Patriot" more than a Prussian iron cross.
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Nothing screams "British Patriot" more than a Prussian iron cross.
I'll von Däniken his due, he was funnier than any episode of Mrs Brown's Boys everytime he spoke.
Few individuals have had such a colossal & deleterious impact on the cultural psyche as the recently-departed Erich von Däniken. While he was not alone in fusing aliens into our conception of the distant human past, he was perhaps the most successful & the most harmful in doing so.
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I'll von Däniken his due, he was funnier than any episode of Mrs Brown's Boys everytime he spoke.
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David Attenborough is constantly seeing murders take place and he does nothing
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
David Attenborough is constantly seeing murders take place and he does nothing
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Roses are red,
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Roses are red,
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
Stones gather moss,
Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross
😎
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you ever notice that Archduke Franz Ferdinand is just Kier Starmer with a fake moustache?
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
you ever notice that Archduke Franz Ferdinand is just Kier Starmer with a fake moustache?
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I will fire a gun at the sky every hour on the hour until the sun is released
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I will fire a gun at the sky every hour on the hour until the sun is released
No new pictures where are you mentally.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
No new pictures where are you mentally.
Whatever is in the next dump of Epstein files must be horrendous if the satsuma coloured sex offender is willing to start WW3 to distract attention away from them.
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Whatever is in the next dump of Epstein files must be horrendous if the satsuma coloured sex offender is willing to start WW3 to distract attention away from them.
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EXCLUSIVE
Following the news that one of the first things a Nigel Farage Reform government would do is ensure that “the young are taught correctly about our history”, I have been passed these leaked pages from Reform’s proposed GCSE history textbook.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
Following the news that one of the first things a Nigel Farage Reform government would do is ensure that “the young are taught correctly about our history”, I have been passed these leaked pages from Reform’s proposed GCSE history textbook.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
EXCLUSIVE - Leaked pages from Reform's proposed UK history textbook
Including Zia of Monmouth’s Historia Regum Britanniae
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
EXCLUSIVE
Following the news that one of the first things a Nigel Farage Reform government would do is ensure that “the young are taught correctly about our history”, I have been passed these leaked pages from Reform’s proposed GCSE history textbook.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
Following the news that one of the first things a Nigel Farage Reform government would do is ensure that “the young are taught correctly about our history”, I have been passed these leaked pages from Reform’s proposed GCSE history textbook.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
I’ve tried talking him down but he refuses to believe Christmas is over.
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I’ve tried talking him down but he refuses to believe Christmas is over.
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When I watched this as a small child I had no idea it was the Grim Reaper origin story
The first episode of Paddington was broadcast on this day in 1976. Adapted from the books by Michael Bond, the narration was provided by Michael Hordern.
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
When I watched this as a small child I had no idea it was the Grim Reaper origin story
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Look, it clearly says the Peace Prize only applies to 2025.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Look, it clearly says the Peace Prize only applies to 2025.
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Found elsenet: seems to sum up the zeitgeist nicely!
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Found elsenet: seems to sum up the zeitgeist nicely!
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roses are red,
now they’re trying to conceive,
now they’re trying to conceive,
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
roses are red,
now they’re trying to conceive,
now they’re trying to conceive,
As Jaws is currently showing on BBC2 hear is some top level movie trivia to go with it.
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
As Jaws is currently showing on BBC2 hear is some top level movie trivia to go with it.
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“It’s 5 O’clock somewhere” I mumble to myself as I snort another line of Quality Street.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“It’s 5 O’clock somewhere” I mumble to myself as I snort another line of Quality Street.