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November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Please give me one show that explains nothing please
in times like this we return to the ancient texts
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Once saw a man by the river doing a sort of Mortal Kombat stance, squaring up to a massive hissing swan & he kept shouting “I won’t fucking back down pal” at it, as it advanced on him, wings outstretched like a terrible, vengeful angel & sometimes it seems like that is basically the entire world now
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"They show what people are actually using AI for" - no. Not "people" - MEN. Men are doing this
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Sure, but the article frames this as a “both sides” problem when the Republicans actually support young people in politics and provide pathways to advancement. Elderly Democrats block the advancement of young people and put cancer patients in committee chairmanships

www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Debatable: Congressional term limits
The gerontocracy that has taken hold on Capitol Hill in recent years is sparking new talk of possible age or term limits.
www.semafor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So ACAB, absolutely, but wtf are we going to do about the speeding & the red light running? Downtown - all of High St, really - feels like a death zone
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This thread is fantastic, somebody make this happen
this reminds me that i had an elaborate and unfilmable idea for a han solo prequel/spinoff (from before the actual movie came out) that i don't know if i ever tweeted about and which i will now subject you to
one of the funniest things about SOLO is that it implied that everything important that ever happened to Han Solo occurred in the space of like three weeks and then he just ran drugs for like eighteen years before meeting Luke Skywalker
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Wrote about Todd Snider, East Nashville and how the more things change, the more they change.

www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
Something good comes along, then it’s gone: Farewell, Todd Snider.
When I moved to East Nashville in 2012, legend had it that if you wanted to find Todd Snider, all you had to do was go to Drifter’s BBQ in Five Points, and he’d be there at the bar. Nashville always h...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@talcotts.bsky.social oh I forgot to mention - I think you've been replaced (cc @twixlen.bsky.social)
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every time I see them on campus I am amazed that the students nearby are just, like, peacefully coexisting w these things. Sharing the crosswalks w them & whatnot. BACK IN MY DAY we would have knocked them over at the very least #kidstoday
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Guys and Dolls is the show that is most likely to be wildly entertaining regardless of which company is staging it, up to and including 7th graders.
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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I think lots of men believe women; they just don’t think it matters
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Last wknd someone told me I look like Melanie Lynskey, which is pretty good on the pre-existing scale of Amy Schumer (true but ugh) to Maria McKee (thanks but wtf)
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I tried to provide a simple guide to assessing which senators are ready and willing to battle back from Trumpist autocracy and which aren’t.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM