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Maxwell
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Queer, trans, and flailing through life. They/Them
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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i miss David Lynch

i think about this passage from his book Catching the Big Fish all the time, both because it's good and because it always makes me wonder if he'd just watched The Phantom Menace when he wrote it. funny if true.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
got desperate at the end, i do not know a lot of things
thomaswc.com/2025.html
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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They’ll say it was the cancer but I heard that this is what killed him. It finally got free.
the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

lostmediawiki.com/Dilbert_(los...
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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This should be the bare minimum for any national dems from here on out. It will of course not be. We will hear so much about ICE reform.
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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It is true. ICE would still be brutalizing immigrants, cops would still be rioting, Israel would still be committing atrocities with our money, capitalism would still be destroying the planet - but they would indeed be at brunch.
The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.
June 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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take that, hemingway
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The side eye
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Laffy Taffy used to be the only actually laugh out loud funny Halloween candy, so of course these days like everything else it's gone woke
October 31, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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October 28, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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When it's the day of your big concert and you realize your suit is too big
September 23, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison
September 6, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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August 29, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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that robot would have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (divorce him)
I had to see it now so do you
July 8, 2023 at 12:21 PM
The biggest burden I bear is knowing that I am the most online person in any public space I am in
July 8, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Time to make a public apology, I believe that starting with the first book and reading chronologically is the best way. I know I am the only one that thinks this, however it is how I read them and I will not think differently.
"Which Discworld Book Should I Read First" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
July 8, 2023 at 12:32 AM
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BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
July 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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when you're a member of a marginalized group (e.g., trans ppl) whose *very existence* is considered to be a "political issue" or part of a "culture war," policies like this one from Threads likely involve our erasure...
Direct from Mosseri: they DON’T want to encourage politics and hard news posting on Threads, and the “scrutiny, negativity…or integrity risks that come along with them.”
July 7, 2023 at 6:47 PM