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anyone wanna smoke clove cigarettes in the Walgreens parking lot?
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
anyone wanna smoke clove cigarettes in the Walgreens parking lot?
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legend tells of a fifth loko
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
legend tells of a fifth loko
Just watched this five times in a row.
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Just watched this five times in a row.
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub
me: my showerkraut!
me: my showerkraut!
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub
me: my showerkraut!
me: my showerkraut!
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Such a good quote!
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Such a good quote!
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I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here:
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here:
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
www.etsy.com/listing/798775628
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So heartwarming to see a parent picking up their child from school.
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
So heartwarming to see a parent picking up their child from school.
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this is, unfortunately, a good time to remind everybody (myself included) to update their wills and keep in mind what their family members will have to deal with in the absence of certainty should they not have any via their wills. you never know what could happen. it's not just about assets
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this is, unfortunately, a good time to remind everybody (myself included) to update their wills and keep in mind what their family members will have to deal with in the absence of certainty should they not have any via their wills. you never know what could happen. it's not just about assets
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
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can we just skip january from now on. is that an option
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
can we just skip january from now on. is that an option
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Charles Addams had more control over value in an inkwash than maybe any other cartoonist before or since, and also was a lady magnet: among his many romantic partners were Greta Garbo, Joan Fontaine, and Jackie Kennedy, with whom he split when she complained that they only talked about comics
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Charles Addams had more control over value in an inkwash than maybe any other cartoonist before or since, and also was a lady magnet: among his many romantic partners were Greta Garbo, Joan Fontaine, and Jackie Kennedy, with whom he split when she complained that they only talked about comics
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I can’t afford a fancy panic room, I have to panic where ever I am, like some kind of peasant
January 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I can’t afford a fancy panic room, I have to panic where ever I am, like some kind of peasant
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There’s a lot of good ones, trying to pick my favorite is hard, but the plot twist on this one hits me every time:
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There’s a lot of good ones, trying to pick my favorite is hard, but the plot twist on this one hits me every time:
Oh this is very delightful
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh this is very delightful
![Screen shot from the show Andor. Someone says to Mon Mothma “They [meaning the Empire] don’t even bother to lie badly anymore.” Mon replies “I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny5w2k6brb2kdubxnevke6li/bafkreibrxbmhwrnkwo2ztnczubpnzpup3uf6dpyhs7mk2uxpeoeynhjo2q@jpeg)
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Wait it’s now Saturday? I feel like a person in a time travel movie at this point. Grabbing strangers and shouting in their face, “What day is it?? WHAT YEAR??”
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Wait it’s now Saturday? I feel like a person in a time travel movie at this point. Grabbing strangers and shouting in their face, “What day is it?? WHAT YEAR??”
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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This is basically Andor
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is basically Andor
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Bernie Wagenblast, best known as the “please stand away from the closing doors” voice is the announcer for Mamdani’s inauguration.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Bernie Wagenblast, best known as the “please stand away from the closing doors” voice is the announcer for Mamdani’s inauguration.