existenocrisis
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If nobody’s told you today, let me🙋♀️
✨✨YOU’RE VERY CUTE ✨✨
✨✨YOU’RE VERY CUTE ✨✨
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
He knows what he’s talking about.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He knows what he’s talking about.
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
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It was great to see some of you in person at the Bluesky meetup tonight!
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It was great to see some of you in person at the Bluesky meetup tonight!
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NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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Confession time: I don’t actually know where we are.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Confession time: I don’t actually know where we are.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Trying to get humans not to touch dangerous things was a full-time job.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trying to get humans not to touch dangerous things was a full-time job.
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"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
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Imagine the peace you'd feel with not a single thought in your brain
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Imagine the peace you'd feel with not a single thought in your brain
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my favourite dog sleeping positions are 'crescent roll' and 'feets bouquet'
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
my favourite dog sleeping positions are 'crescent roll' and 'feets bouquet'
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“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
I don’t care if your ceo is pregnant WTF is a luxury bean company
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don’t care if your ceo is pregnant WTF is a luxury bean company
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The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
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Tis the season if you’ve ever meant to read The Overstory.
🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁
Knocks me out every time but there’s a blanket of leaves to catch me 🥹
🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁
Knocks me out every time but there’s a blanket of leaves to catch me 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Tis the season if you’ve ever meant to read The Overstory.
🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁
Knocks me out every time but there’s a blanket of leaves to catch me 🥹
🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁
Knocks me out every time but there’s a blanket of leaves to catch me 🥹
Okay it’s time
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Okay it’s time
Happy Thanksgiving from Captain Carrot
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Captain Carrot
aw shit someone just correctly guessed my age
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
aw shit someone just correctly guessed my age
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...