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Unsolvable business problem
He knows what he’s talking about.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tis the season if you’ve ever meant to read The Overstory.
🍃🪾🍂🍁🍃🪾🍂🍁🍃🪾🍂🍁
Knocks me out every time but there’s a blanket of leaves to catch me 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hey there’s a Pokémon for that 😝
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Okay it’s time
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Captain Carrot
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One time I saw a perfect hardware store kitty
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This goofball wants to shred bad vibes and tissue paper
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
techno CREEP
🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
techno LOSER
October 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What’s your sign
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was real hungry so I made a one-pan pasta dish with things from the pantry and aging tomatoes and I didn’t even need help from no AI
September 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Really looking forward to having all y’all as neighbors after the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My dating profile pic vs. how I really look
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Came here to basically say this. I am setting aside some REALLY GREAT BOOKS because I can’t do anything until I finish this.

S/O to my new nervous system that enjoys horror now 🦾
September 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’m outside in a park and I swear I heard a smoke alarm chirp. Getting trolled by a bird now.
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yes for sure a list with no republicans on it will make it all go away
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They did not watch our program
September 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Katydid 😍
August 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have a friend who loves ecards so I had an early morning birthday chore. But who wants to waste a free seven day trial?
Apologies and much love to Big Special.
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
King of the Canal
August 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yes. They are perfect creatures. Just don’t piss them off or expect them to have more than one favorite human
August 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
August 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
GORL DINNR
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM