Erik Wargo
@erikwargo.bsky.social
Mostly here to scream into the void
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no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
Girlfriend started looking for 4-leaf clovers to which I immediately scoffed (5000:1 odds) and then she immediately finds one.
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Girlfriend started looking for 4-leaf clovers to which I immediately scoffed (5000:1 odds) and then she immediately finds one.
When we finally abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
When we finally abolish ICE.
Honestly, feels like vindication to hear that Geese are being called the worst SNL musical guest of all time. I also realize that gets said about every musical guest every week, but I’m holding onto this one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Honestly, feels like vindication to hear that Geese are being called the worst SNL musical guest of all time. I also realize that gets said about every musical guest every week, but I’m holding onto this one.
Read that Enshitification book. It started out strong but lost its charm along the way. By the end, it had become hostile and seemingly had all this data on me??
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Read that Enshitification book. It started out strong but lost its charm along the way. By the end, it had become hostile and seemingly had all this data on me??
I feel like wanting to know your IQ should immediately dock 10 points from it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I feel like wanting to know your IQ should immediately dock 10 points from it.
It would be objectively funny if somebody (preferably not a dick) immediately started a webcomic about Dilbert’s replacement and used all of the supporting cast.
Scott Adams, creator of the long-running comic strip Dilbert, who courted controversy as a late-career political and social commentator, has died at age 68.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It would be objectively funny if somebody (preferably not a dick) immediately started a webcomic about Dilbert’s replacement and used all of the supporting cast.
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Good news is I’m halfway there! With 100% I can breathe the month after my birthday. Thank you so much to everyone that has shared or donated. I wouldn’t have made it without you.
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
Donate to Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work, organized by Vanessa Gritton
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January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Good news is I’m halfway there! With 100% I can breathe the month after my birthday. Thank you so much to everyone that has shared or donated. I wouldn’t have made it without you.
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
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Marty Supreme and OBAA are fantastic, but brother do we need a resurgence of actual hard, 3 jokes per page, comedies.
I wanted nothing more than the Naked Gun remake to open the floodgates for studio comedies.
I wanted nothing more than the Naked Gun remake to open the floodgates for studio comedies.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Marty Supreme and OBAA are fantastic, but brother do we need a resurgence of actual hard, 3 jokes per page, comedies.
I wanted nothing more than the Naked Gun remake to open the floodgates for studio comedies.
I wanted nothing more than the Naked Gun remake to open the floodgates for studio comedies.
Got the ol’ prostate checked out today. Everything went great until the doctor had to go wafting the door back and forth when we were done.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Got the ol’ prostate checked out today. Everything went great until the doctor had to go wafting the door back and forth when we were done.
The end to Six Feet Under gutted me in the best way possible.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The end to Six Feet Under gutted me in the best way possible.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: The “dipping burritos” from Taco Bell are just short, soft wrapped taquitos. This photo makes them look like the size of a forearm.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: The “dipping burritos” from Taco Bell are just short, soft wrapped taquitos. This photo makes them look like the size of a forearm.
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Don't ever talk to mio or mio son again
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Don't ever talk to mio or mio son again
I’ve been slowly working on a song in Bb, researching scales and chords and such and now IG ads are literally coming at me about writing in that specific key.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I’ve been slowly working on a song in Bb, researching scales and chords and such and now IG ads are literally coming at me about writing in that specific key.
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People who think Kurosawa is “homework cinema” need to be slapped around a bit.
so cool that when Kurosawa made Seven Samurai, he was like, "What if a movie absolutely ripped for three-and-a-half hours straight?"
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
People who think Kurosawa is “homework cinema” need to be slapped around a bit.
The chair they make me sit in while the Guitar Center technician plays some of the sickest riffs I’ve ever heard on my SGZ before fixing the jack issue, free of charge.
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The chair they make me sit in while the Guitar Center technician plays some of the sickest riffs I’ve ever heard on my SGZ before fixing the jack issue, free of charge.
Kind of dodged a bullet buying that Howard Zinn book instead of the Chomsky one.
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kind of dodged a bullet buying that Howard Zinn book instead of the Chomsky one.
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
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It's because no one ever watches the show twice
I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's because no one ever watches the show twice
Dreamt I yelled at a (100% made up) coworker so hard that it gave them brain damage and I played it off like “Oh no! How did it happen??”
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Dreamt I yelled at a (100% made up) coworker so hard that it gave them brain damage and I played it off like “Oh no! How did it happen??”
Back on my bullshit.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Back on my bullshit.
My friends and I when it happens.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My friends and I when it happens.
When you think about it, all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets.
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When you think about it, all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets.
My cat loves these crazy 10-hour lizard videos and this morning, for the first time, I played one on my phone. Now she won't stop looking at my phone, even with the screen off. And I'm like "You fucking get it now?!"
3D game for cats | THE FRILLED LIZARD (isometric view) | 4K, 60 fps, stereo sound
YouTube video by 3D GAMES for CATS
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My cat loves these crazy 10-hour lizard videos and this morning, for the first time, I played one on my phone. Now she won't stop looking at my phone, even with the screen off. And I'm like "You fucking get it now?!"