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Vanessa Guerrero
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Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
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Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics.

Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tonight it was cold so I pulled out these socks and said “yep they’re the same size”.
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Lots of well-deserved love for Rhea Seehorn, but damn, the guy who plays Manousos is killing it, too
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love December. It’s just fun coats and parties.
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wearing my good tooth to a party.
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Foot fetish good won’t stop calling me ugly on a joke post and while I am blocking. I pinned something for the inevitable future ones.
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I once met a man in his 70s named Tyler and I asked if he was the first Tyler and he got sooooo mad.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My baby turns six this week. Oh Turtle what a little miracle you are in my life. How lucky I am that you like my body heat and sleep on me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My mom and dad’s beloved dog is dying while they’re taking care of my aunt who is also dying and I wish I could make anything easier for them right now. They’re devastated.
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Finally watching the Chucky series. It’s perfect. I lived my whole life to hear Chucky say “gendah fluid”.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I’m devastatingly high and I have a bowl of noodles. Nothing can stop me.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Cat
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I accidentally cut two brands of butter sticks to still form the word butter.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
POV you’re a clueless fly and I trap and eat you.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Haven’t wanted to talk publicly about it but i have been experiencing a really rough time with my health this last month and had to take a break from working gigs and so things are just really tight again. Anything helps. ♥️

Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Cashąpp: $Bamchi
Paypąl: DM me
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s been up for a month but for some reason tonight she is enraptured by whimsy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Turtle is so pissed I didn’t go to bed at bedtime.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I love living with one of my best friends because she can come home to find me pacing and blurting “I need girl talk” and she’s like “yes just let me put on my pajamas and we can dish. I brought you a salad.” It’s like a tampon commercial in here.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I was dressed like this when a lady accused me of trying to break into a house.
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Please help if you can
4 days past due. I am officially going to lose housing if this isn’t paid today and I’m so scared. Any last minute shares are so appreciated. I urgently need $350 including past due fees.
CA AND PP: $/transboyy

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This is now 3 day past due and more than incredibly urgent. My landlord will be by to collect the remaining $375 in rent plus $50 in late fees. I don’t know what else to do other than ask for help. Thank you everyone!

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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM