Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I can’t get over the way she looks at me the same way she looks at the Christmas tree.
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I can’t get over the way she looks at me the same way she looks at the Christmas tree.
It took five years but now she’s trying to fuse with my skin.
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It took five years but now she’s trying to fuse with my skin.
I was 9 in 2002!
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I was 9 in 2002!
BUT THE NOSE AN THE TAIL AND THE SCAMPER.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
BUT THE NOSE AN THE TAIL AND THE SCAMPER.
Turtle did it for you by stomping on my throat with her back foot just now.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Turtle did it for you by stomping on my throat with her back foot just now.
I keep kissing her trying to absorb her health.
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I keep kissing her trying to absorb her health.
I can’t keep food down 😭
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I can’t keep food down 😭
They can call me ugly all they want! I’m sock posting!
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They can call me ugly all they want! I’m sock posting!
I’ve never correctly matched a sock in my life.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I’ve never correctly matched a sock in my life.