Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I’m feeling very ill but it’s nurse Turtle to the rescue.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m feeling very ill but it’s nurse Turtle to the rescue.
Tonight it was cold so I pulled out these socks and said “yep they’re the same size”.
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Tonight it was cold so I pulled out these socks and said “yep they’re the same size”.
I love December. It’s just fun coats and parties.
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I love December. It’s just fun coats and parties.
Wearing my good tooth to a party.
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wearing my good tooth to a party.
Foot fetish good won’t stop calling me ugly on a joke post and while I am blocking. I pinned something for the inevitable future ones.
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Foot fetish good won’t stop calling me ugly on a joke post and while I am blocking. I pinned something for the inevitable future ones.
My baby turns six this week. Oh Turtle what a little miracle you are in my life. How lucky I am that you like my body heat and sleep on me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My baby turns six this week. Oh Turtle what a little miracle you are in my life. How lucky I am that you like my body heat and sleep on me.
I accidentally cut two brands of butter sticks to still form the word butter.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I accidentally cut two brands of butter sticks to still form the word butter.
POV you’re a clueless fly and I trap and eat you.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
POV you’re a clueless fly and I trap and eat you.
It’s been up for a month but for some reason tonight she is enraptured by whimsy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It’s been up for a month but for some reason tonight she is enraptured by whimsy.
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
The spam numbers have figured me out
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The spam numbers have figured me out
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
Yeah this all tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah this all tracks.
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
I should put this on my hinge profile.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I should put this on my hinge profile.
Now watching for the first time
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Now watching for the first time
These are my eggs
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These are my eggs