enbivalent
enbivalent.bsky.social
enbivalent
@enbivalent.bsky.social
3d artist and game designer and such on #Troopetri
OCAD '25 | adult | they/she
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whatever! go my macrophage! #troopetri. music by mr T. Rantula over at its3oe.com. i did up the model and rig and everything in maya... more to come soon
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I AM CONSUMED BY SWEAT ALL I AM IS MY SWEATY ASS HAIR HELPPPP
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am gonna cut all my hair off!! Not just because of a depressive slump or unspecified series of mental health episodes! But because it's too damn hot in the office!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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you have to make this shit up in your head meanwhile Gavin Newsom brings neo-nazis on his podcast to talk about how trans people are less than human and the DNC sends Bill Clinton to swing states to tell arab voters that their homelands belong to Greater Israel.
I would join the DSA tomorrow, but I know for a fact one of their thought leaders will eventually end up in a friendly Tim Pool interview agreeing that I should be a slave. See also the origin of "Wine Moms".
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Witch Hat Atelier ✨️
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The amount of words I have had to google because Dorley Hall is British made me google wtf an "emptying room" is
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Happy Reze Movie streaming day everybody
#chainsawman
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Beaten, but
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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the humble nuclear fuel rod
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
nintetovember could be everything... hmu sam logan
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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eehe go my ecoli. i modelled her but @malarkey_arts on IG is who carried the baby ! music by mr T Rantula at its3oe.com as always. #troopetri #indiedev #iforgottherewasaspecifictagforreach
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Oh so horses is based lol. I for sure thought it was way worse than what little I knew from what people were letting on
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Huckleberry says anytime is never a bad time for Breakfast.
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#Signalis
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I have an enemy in my game which is a cow that gets cybernetically transformed into a missile and I was thinking of names and I came up with "cowabanger" which we can all agree is perfect.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
man this platform is so useless for reach. but! !i can say anything. forever!!
i could even post all four troopetri board videos i've made that i've been doling out slowly excruciatingly slow on ig week after week because putting multiple posts in a row actually makes them all compete with ea other!
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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just got word that universal and new line are engaged in a ruthless bidding war for my grinch pitch about a normal human couple renting an airbnb on mount crumpit and seeing a green blur in the distance with increasing frequency
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs.

There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
🧐 is that so... shrinky dink technology has come so far
Fun fact: you can use a microwave to permanently bond silicone to glass on the molecular level. Yeah, inject that into my veins*

*please don't actually do this
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Animated that last one using one of the more popular free Maya rigs out there lmao. Kevin. Made the mobster fucking minecraft steve
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Goty because you can degaus the tiny crt on your multitool.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM