Hail Saint Nick
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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic
Feel free to steal my jokes
Feel free to steal my jokes
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
I think AI-powered toys should only be allowed if we can make an improvement on this gem
Toys Under High voltage - Hasbro Playskol Tickle me Elmo (Seizure Me Elmo)
YouTube video by LordOfNerds
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think AI-powered toys should only be allowed if we can make an improvement on this gem
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It takes a special type of neurodivergent to think this shirt was a good idea.
The kind that has the ability to see the world in a totally different and novel way, only that unique vision is completely wrong and powered by the intellect of a hamster and the moral complexity of a koala's brain folds
The kind that has the ability to see the world in a totally different and novel way, only that unique vision is completely wrong and powered by the intellect of a hamster and the moral complexity of a koala's brain folds
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It takes a special type of neurodivergent to think this shirt was a good idea.
The kind that has the ability to see the world in a totally different and novel way, only that unique vision is completely wrong and powered by the intellect of a hamster and the moral complexity of a koala's brain folds
The kind that has the ability to see the world in a totally different and novel way, only that unique vision is completely wrong and powered by the intellect of a hamster and the moral complexity of a koala's brain folds
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This first-person "I" response shit is basically some LLM programmer gluing googly eyes to a computer terminal to convince you it's alive
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This first-person "I" response shit is basically some LLM programmer gluing googly eyes to a computer terminal to convince you it's alive
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
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I tried ChatGPT for the first time in 2 years the other day. Last time it took 30 seconds to become useless and break down.
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I tried ChatGPT for the first time in 2 years the other day. Last time it took 30 seconds to become useless and break down.
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
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Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
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WAPO jumps into the circular-revenue graphic game.
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
WAPO jumps into the circular-revenue graphic game.
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
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The lesson here is that sometimes you shouldnt go down rabbit holes. Sometimes you need to fill them in with dirt or stone or cement.
I am ignoring that lesson because I am a messy bitch who enjoys this kind of fucked up drama.
I am ignoring that lesson because I am a messy bitch who enjoys this kind of fucked up drama.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The lesson here is that sometimes you shouldnt go down rabbit holes. Sometimes you need to fill them in with dirt or stone or cement.
I am ignoring that lesson because I am a messy bitch who enjoys this kind of fucked up drama.
I am ignoring that lesson because I am a messy bitch who enjoys this kind of fucked up drama.
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
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Josh Shapiro? The murder cover-upper?
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Josh Shapiro? The murder cover-upper?
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
I feel like Black Mirror
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I feel like Black Mirror
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If we took right-wing reasoning to their extreme, the most efficient SNAP payout would be $1 per day, redeemable only for pure sugar.
As it stands, SNAP is supposed to be paying out an average of $6.17 per day, because telling poor people to buy pure sugar or flour would be psychotic.
As it stands, SNAP is supposed to be paying out an average of $6.17 per day, because telling poor people to buy pure sugar or flour would be psychotic.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If we took right-wing reasoning to their extreme, the most efficient SNAP payout would be $1 per day, redeemable only for pure sugar.
As it stands, SNAP is supposed to be paying out an average of $6.17 per day, because telling poor people to buy pure sugar or flour would be psychotic.
As it stands, SNAP is supposed to be paying out an average of $6.17 per day, because telling poor people to buy pure sugar or flour would be psychotic.
Okay hear me out. What if, instead of driving people to psychosis, we just used LLMs to automate the process of having a DraftKings agent keep you hooked while you're trying to go clean?
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Okay hear me out. What if, instead of driving people to psychosis, we just used LLMs to automate the process of having a DraftKings agent keep you hooked while you're trying to go clean?
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In case you think this is a joke
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In case you think this is a joke
"Breathe less - live longer"
As we all know, humans can only take in a finite sum of oxygen over their lifetimes before they keel over and die (/s for the love of god)
As we all know, humans can only take in a finite sum of oxygen over their lifetimes before they keel over and die (/s for the love of god)
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www.consciousbreathing.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Breathe less - live longer"
As we all know, humans can only take in a finite sum of oxygen over their lifetimes before they keel over and die (/s for the love of god)
As we all know, humans can only take in a finite sum of oxygen over their lifetimes before they keel over and die (/s for the love of god)
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ChatGPT told me to tie my laces like this. Am I doing it right?
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ChatGPT told me to tie my laces like this. Am I doing it right?
Just saw a TikTok video of someone baking a chocolate cake w/ blood bc ancient Mesopotamians didn't have chocolate
Wtf is happening over there
Wtf is happening over there
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just saw a TikTok video of someone baking a chocolate cake w/ blood bc ancient Mesopotamians didn't have chocolate
Wtf is happening over there
Wtf is happening over there
Oh so that's what Salesforce does (scamming genocidaires)
Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh so that's what Salesforce does (scamming genocidaires)
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"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Bluesky genuinely has some of the worst autocorrect algorithms in the business. It's like they're actively trying to shave IQ points off my writing
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bluesky genuinely has some of the worst autocorrect algorithms in the business. It's like they're actively trying to shave IQ points off my writing
Incredibly stupid man makes an self-defeating threat that contains within itself an admission that it is a bluff
Taiwan pressured to move 50% of chip production to US or lose protection
Trump official plots “impossible” deal moving Taiwan’s chip supply chain into US.
arstechnica.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Incredibly stupid man makes an self-defeating threat that contains within itself an admission that it is a bluff
Found out today there's a good guy Dexter mosquito that doesn't drink blood but whose larvae feed on other mosquitoes
Toxorhynchites rutilus - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Found out today there's a good guy Dexter mosquito that doesn't drink blood but whose larvae feed on other mosquitoes