Hail Saint Nick
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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic
Feel free to steal my jokes
Feel free to steal my jokes
The Jim Cramer of politics
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Jim Cramer of politics
I mean I think he should first go bankrupt with multibillion dollar civil rights suits, lose his home, get debanked, and then after he's abandoned + divorced we can scoop him up for loitering.
We can talk about giving him a fancy Hague prison cell after every other prisoner in this country gets one
We can talk about giving him a fancy Hague prison cell after every other prisoner in this country gets one
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I mean I think he should first go bankrupt with multibillion dollar civil rights suits, lose his home, get debanked, and then after he's abandoned + divorced we can scoop him up for loitering.
We can talk about giving him a fancy Hague prison cell after every other prisoner in this country gets one
We can talk about giving him a fancy Hague prison cell after every other prisoner in this country gets one
Why does Slim Shady have that forehead divider from Splice
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why does Slim Shady have that forehead divider from Splice
What if The Pink Opaque was a real show
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What if The Pink Opaque was a real show
I tried ChatGPT for the first time in 2 years the other day. Last time it took 30 seconds to become useless and break down.
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I tried ChatGPT for the first time in 2 years the other day. Last time it took 30 seconds to become useless and break down.
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
This time it wasted a full minute of my time. Keep burning that money I'm sure it'll all work out
Everyone who wants to implement Ceausescu's vision should look up how that turned out.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Everyone who wants to implement Ceausescu's vision should look up how that turned out.
This is from ICE's website. Note the patches
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is from ICE's website. Note the patches
Was it the roided ex-military guy 2x divorced for cheating? The cop who quit bc antivax, wore a balaclava, became Wehrboo + Rodieboo? The Delta Force Rodieboo who got convicted for trafficking Russian machine guns with cops?
Tapping on the sign
Tapping on the sign
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Was it the roided ex-military guy 2x divorced for cheating? The cop who quit bc antivax, wore a balaclava, became Wehrboo + Rodieboo? The Delta Force Rodieboo who got convicted for trafficking Russian machine guns with cops?
Tapping on the sign
Tapping on the sign
C'mon, Trevor Philips Enterprises wouldn't exploit poor immigrants so much
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
C'mon, Trevor Philips Enterprises wouldn't exploit poor immigrants so much
If you're willing to go to Asian supermarkets or bakeries, milk toast. Blows Wonderbread out of the water, will make any crappy sandwich taste great
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you're willing to go to Asian supermarkets or bakeries, milk toast. Blows Wonderbread out of the water, will make any crappy sandwich taste great
You should watch the movie Threads
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You should watch the movie Threads
If they ever did this, it would be your moral imperative to get in one of these with Ryan Gosling's rubber mask from Drive, a stolen credit card you got online, and 50 pounds of unsterilized horse manure
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If they ever did this, it would be your moral imperative to get in one of these with Ryan Gosling's rubber mask from Drive, a stolen credit card you got online, and 50 pounds of unsterilized horse manure
We've been conditioned as a society to value the pig in a poke as long as we think there's a rube we can hustle it to. Zero shame or guilt.
People like Kevin O'Leary and Sam Altman are just the success stories, and Elizabeth Holmes is only shamed bc she couldn't close the deal
People like Kevin O'Leary and Sam Altman are just the success stories, and Elizabeth Holmes is only shamed bc she couldn't close the deal
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We've been conditioned as a society to value the pig in a poke as long as we think there's a rube we can hustle it to. Zero shame or guilt.
People like Kevin O'Leary and Sam Altman are just the success stories, and Elizabeth Holmes is only shamed bc she couldn't close the deal
People like Kevin O'Leary and Sam Altman are just the success stories, and Elizabeth Holmes is only shamed bc she couldn't close the deal
The entire US economy got taken over by the fucking Calcucorn
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The entire US economy got taken over by the fucking Calcucorn
Pure sugar is about a dollar a pound and contains 1775 calories. A modest proposal
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Pure sugar is about a dollar a pound and contains 1775 calories. A modest proposal
I heard he keeps a lantern burning using the souls of lost children
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I heard he keeps a lantern burning using the souls of lost children
No they didn't. I have it right here
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
No they didn't. I have it right here
Oof, Internet scraper just found your Nan liking a "Rap Music Sucks" Facebook post back in 2015. Sorry, but we need to crank up the racism dial 5%.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oof, Internet scraper just found your Nan liking a "Rap Music Sucks" Facebook post back in 2015. Sorry, but we need to crank up the racism dial 5%.
I am a bioengineer, but you could interrogate me for 10h straight on the history of watches from the era of British imperial sale to the upcoming 3rd Impact that's gonna wreck the Swiss industry again
The Larcum Kendall K2 for instance
The Larcum Kendall K2 for instance
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I am a bioengineer, but you could interrogate me for 10h straight on the history of watches from the era of British imperial sale to the upcoming 3rd Impact that's gonna wreck the Swiss industry again
The Larcum Kendall K2 for instance
The Larcum Kendall K2 for instance
A modest proposal: we add gene sequencing like they did with Hitler to figure out what likely disorders grandma had.
Oof, top 2% markers for schizophrenia? Gotta dial the knob up I guess
Oof, top 2% markers for schizophrenia? Gotta dial the knob up I guess
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A modest proposal: we add gene sequencing like they did with Hitler to figure out what likely disorders grandma had.
Oof, top 2% markers for schizophrenia? Gotta dial the knob up I guess
Oof, top 2% markers for schizophrenia? Gotta dial the knob up I guess
"Yeah I think I can take him"
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Yeah I think I can take him"
The easy answer is go somewhere they don't speak English
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The easy answer is go somewhere they don't speak English
I feel like what if Stanley Tucci in Margin Call had never sold out.
The short answer is: poor
The short answer is: poor
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I feel like what if Stanley Tucci in Margin Call had never sold out.
The short answer is: poor
The short answer is: poor
It's clear to me now the only honest economic tracker left is the Big Mac price index
Totally infallible, it cannot be gamed
Totally infallible, it cannot be gamed
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It's clear to me now the only honest economic tracker left is the Big Mac price index
Totally infallible, it cannot be gamed
Totally infallible, it cannot be gamed
Without pissing off the ATF this is the best I can do. It's gonna run at least $30k though
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Without pissing off the ATF this is the best I can do. It's gonna run at least $30k though