Elisse
@elysiane.bsky.social
Software tester and real life crafter. I live for video games, coffee, books and K-pop. 💗
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Some *massive* #EVEOnline drama went down last night as a random Keepstar showed up beside ours. Of course I summarized the event....
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The Broseidon Gambit
Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463 Captain Gobbins announced he was stepping down. Not gone, exactly — just stepping down, in the same way a capsuleer says they’re taking a break from EVE and the…
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November 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Some *massive* #EVEOnline drama went down last night as a random Keepstar showed up beside ours. Of course I summarized the event....
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#Tweetfleet
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#Tweetfleet
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
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Quit trying to monetize your hobbies
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Quit trying to monetize your hobbies
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Goooood morning and happy week, Bsky!
This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
July 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Goooood morning and happy week, Bsky!
This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
Real gamer girl weekend hours
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Real gamer girl weekend hours
Nintendo will literally let people share digital games but God forbid you are able to start a second Animal Crossing save on the same device.
March 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nintendo will literally let people share digital games but God forbid you are able to start a second Animal Crossing save on the same device.
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
March 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
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Hate it when the Sims 4 just says ‘OK’ at me - why aren’t you adjusting emotional weights like god intended? What happened to calibrating my personality matrix?
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Hate it when the Sims 4 just says ‘OK’ at me - why aren’t you adjusting emotional weights like god intended? What happened to calibrating my personality matrix?
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Oh come on now, we’re just actively trying to destroy the world at this point right?
February 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh come on now, we’re just actively trying to destroy the world at this point right?
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“It’s a relaxing hobby,” I mutter to myself
February 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“It’s a relaxing hobby,” I mutter to myself
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you know someone's mad at you on Teams when they spend ages typing and then it just stops and they give you a thumbs up react
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you know someone's mad at you on Teams when they spend ages typing and then it just stops and they give you a thumbs up react
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mostly i am a bad bitch who handles my own life problems. however i HAVE learned that if i look sad and pathetic enough, within 10 minutes a man will offer to do something IT related for me, like emerge from a bush holding a spare HDMI cable, and i abuse this privilege to its fullest extent
January 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
mostly i am a bad bitch who handles my own life problems. however i HAVE learned that if i look sad and pathetic enough, within 10 minutes a man will offer to do something IT related for me, like emerge from a bush holding a spare HDMI cable, and i abuse this privilege to its fullest extent
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thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
January 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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Normalizing eugenics and prioritizing individual rights over community care helped get us here.
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Normalizing eugenics and prioritizing individual rights over community care helped get us here.
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Was 95% sure that a random in my replies *was* a reply-guy-as-a-service aggro-bot, but this took it to 100%
January 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Was 95% sure that a random in my replies *was* a reply-guy-as-a-service aggro-bot, but this took it to 100%
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Several of the Trump Admin's new executive orders feature bizarre errors, formatting oddities, and stilted language -- familiar artifacts that have led to speculation that AI was used in the drafting process.
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Trump Admin Accused of Using AI to Draft Executive Orders
Artifacts in Trump's executive orders have led to speculation that those who penned them might have turned to AI for help.
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January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Several of the Trump Admin's new executive orders feature bizarre errors, formatting oddities, and stilted language -- familiar artifacts that have led to speculation that AI was used in the drafting process.
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"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."
January 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."
1. Computer engineering + EE double major
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?
1. To figure out what that should be
2. English»Mythology»History»
3. Poli Sci/Journo double major
4. Semi-retired from tech/tech pm
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?
1. To figure out what that should be
2. English»Mythology»History»
3. Poli Sci/Journo double major
4. Semi-retired from tech/tech pm
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?
1. Didn't have a clue
2. Anthro -> Soc -> Eng -> Religion -> history
3. See above
4. HS teacher and author
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?
1. Didn't have a clue
2. Anthro -> Soc -> Eng -> Religion -> history
3. See above
4. HS teacher and author
January 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
1. Computer engineering + EE double major
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!
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WARNING: this post contains graphic language
GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture
GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture
January 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
WARNING: this post contains graphic language
GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture
GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture
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the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
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