Elton Skelton
@eltonskelton.bsky.social
Rugby, dogs, wine. Newly ADHD.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'
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Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.
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Please do me a favor… if you’re a fan of my father’s & hate people using AI to imitate an artist after his death, please 👎🏻 & report this asshole to Google. youtube.com/@georgecarli... It’s whack a mole for us. This is a nightmare.
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Please do me a favor… if you’re a fan of my father’s & hate people using AI to imitate an artist after his death, please 👎🏻 & report this asshole to Google. youtube.com/@georgecarli... It’s whack a mole for us. This is a nightmare.
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Queen
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queen
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Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.
September 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.
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When lawyers take Viagra they just get taller
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When lawyers take Viagra they just get taller
Bet they botch the announcement
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Bet they botch the announcement
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A retired garda in Co Cork has launched what he has called an "RIP.ie for pets"
Retired garda in Cork launches 'RIP.ie for pets'
A retired garda in Co Cork has launched what he has called an "RIP.ie for pets".
www.rte.ie
August 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
A retired garda in Co Cork has launched what he has called an "RIP.ie for pets"
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Keep it under your hat that Roman emperors also got whole months renamed after themselves. Once word is out that branding the calendar is the badge of a mighty ruler, brace yourself for Dontober.
www.etymonline.com/word/august
www.etymonline.com/word/august
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Keep it under your hat that Roman emperors also got whole months renamed after themselves. Once word is out that branding the calendar is the badge of a mighty ruler, brace yourself for Dontober.
www.etymonline.com/word/august
www.etymonline.com/word/august
Saw 5 wild rabbits on the road today at different times. Today was the bunniest day ever!
August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Saw 5 wild rabbits on the road today at different times. Today was the bunniest day ever!
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the emergency responders at chernobyl got paid in exposure
August 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
the emergency responders at chernobyl got paid in exposure
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A legal challenge to the use of Irish airspace for flights transporting weapons to Israel has been lodged at the High Court
Legal action over weapons transport within Irish airspace
A legal challenge to the use of Irish airspace for flights transporting weapons to Israel has been lodged at the High Court.
www.rte.ie
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A legal challenge to the use of Irish airspace for flights transporting weapons to Israel has been lodged at the High Court
Will Greenwood’s mullet
July 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Will Greenwood’s mullet
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ME: what are you doing
TOM PETTY: falling
ME: did u have to pay for it
TOM PETTY: no
TOM PETTY: falling
ME: did u have to pay for it
TOM PETTY: no
July 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ME: what are you doing
TOM PETTY: falling
ME: did u have to pay for it
TOM PETTY: no
TOM PETTY: falling
ME: did u have to pay for it
TOM PETTY: no
So sick of yank politics
July 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So sick of yank politics
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As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
September 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??
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North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
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Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
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I do enjoy the country-specific name changes for No Kings protests this weekend
June 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I do enjoy the country-specific name changes for No Kings protests this weekend