Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
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Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Fuck it: 2025 Media Thread.
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Like Yes, if Yes were a lot harder, but still as joyous.
Pachinko, by Moron Police
14 track album
moronpolice1.bandcamp.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Like Yes, if Yes were a lot harder, but still as joyous.
I'm only halfway through my first spin and I'm gonna have to listen to it several more times for it all to soak in, but the new Moron Police is already a lock for my AotY
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm only halfway through my first spin and I'm gonna have to listen to it several more times for it all to soak in, but the new Moron Police is already a lock for my AotY
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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Listen to Lykathea Aflame. youtu.be/dJiy5tTHy9o?...
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris ( 2011 Remaster ) [ Full Album / Vinyl ]
YouTube video by Scott Lopez
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Listen to Lykathea Aflame. youtu.be/dJiy5tTHy9o?...
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THE best death metal album
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
THE best death metal album
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Alright, we got a surgery date and cost, so I made a gofundme for me and my dad. Shares are appreciated, donations are REALLY appreciated.
Love you all.
Love you all.
Donate to Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Amanda Kauffman
My name is Amanda, and my father has been diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. H… Amanda Kauffman needs your support for Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Alright, we got a surgery date and cost, so I made a gofundme for me and my dad. Shares are appreciated, donations are REALLY appreciated.
Love you all.
Love you all.
FUCK YOU, YOU PROPREITARY PIECE OF SHIT
(I can't find the charger 😭)
(I can't find the charger 😭)
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU PROPREITARY PIECE OF SHIT
(I can't find the charger 😭)
(I can't find the charger 😭)
Steve-O Sandler isn't real, he can't hurt y-
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Steve-O Sandler isn't real, he can't hurt y-
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
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Only need $125 more!
If we can get just another $150 the mortgage will be covered for December and I can concentrate on working my job to pay for all the other expenses
Found out this weekend that my dad needs open heart surgery for a life-threatening condition and insurance is only paying for 50%.
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Only need $125 more!
This post made me dig out my DS collection on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This post made me dig out my DS collection on Thanksgiving
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Kalmah is really fucking great in case you forgot
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Kalmah is really fucking great in case you forgot
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my mom said she doesn't eat goat cheese and my dad said "why? you don't want to be a cannibal?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
my mom said she doesn't eat goat cheese and my dad said "why? you don't want to be a cannibal?"
Black Mirror S02 Ep4 "White Christmas" (2014)
fuck you dumbass. now u gotta be in this house for 1000000000000000000000 days
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Black Mirror S02 Ep4 "White Christmas" (2014)
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
I've seen praise here and there for Black Fast recently and I'm feeling particularly opinionated, so I'm gonna take the opportunity to say that this is one of the most boring metal albums I've ever heard
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've seen praise here and there for Black Fast recently and I'm feeling particularly opinionated, so I'm gonna take the opportunity to say that this is one of the most boring metal albums I've ever heard
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Found out this weekend that my dad needs open heart surgery for a life-threatening condition and insurance is only paying for 50%.
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Found out this weekend that my dad needs open heart surgery for a life-threatening condition and insurance is only paying for 50%.
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
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He needs another ultrasound and an MRI before we can get a surgery date, and we need $210 to get both of those done. Please please help, I'm out of my mind with worry.
Found out this weekend that my dad needs open heart surgery for a life-threatening condition and insurance is only paying for 50%.
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He needs another ultrasound and an MRI before we can get a surgery date, and we need $210 to get both of those done. Please please help, I'm out of my mind with worry.
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ElasticStage is having a Black Friday sale this week! That means you can now get Legendarium vinyl and CDs for 15% OFF!
Get yours fast, because this deal ends on DECEMBER 1ST! 🌌⚔️🔮🧙
elasticstage.com/legendarium/...
Get yours fast, because this deal ends on DECEMBER 1ST! 🌌⚔️🔮🧙
elasticstage.com/legendarium/...
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ElasticStage is having a Black Friday sale this week! That means you can now get Legendarium vinyl and CDs for 15% OFF!
Get yours fast, because this deal ends on DECEMBER 1ST! 🌌⚔️🔮🧙
elasticstage.com/legendarium/...
Get yours fast, because this deal ends on DECEMBER 1ST! 🌌⚔️🔮🧙
elasticstage.com/legendarium/...
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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Finally, power metal is HEALING
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Finally, power metal is HEALING