Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
I'm only halfway through my first spin and I'm gonna have to listen to it several more times for it all to soak in, but the new Moron Police is already a lock for my AotY
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm only halfway through my first spin and I'm gonna have to listen to it several more times for it all to soak in, but the new Moron Police is already a lock for my AotY
FUCK YOU, YOU PROPREITARY PIECE OF SHIT
(I can't find the charger 😭)
(I can't find the charger 😭)
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
FUCK YOU, YOU PROPREITARY PIECE OF SHIT
(I can't find the charger 😭)
(I can't find the charger 😭)
This post made me dig out my DS collection on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This post made me dig out my DS collection on Thanksgiving
I've seen praise here and there for Black Fast recently and I'm feeling particularly opinionated, so I'm gonna take the opportunity to say that this is one of the most boring metal albums I've ever heard
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've seen praise here and there for Black Fast recently and I'm feeling particularly opinionated, so I'm gonna take the opportunity to say that this is one of the most boring metal albums I've ever heard
NEW LOVEBITES IN FEBRUARY HELL FUCKIN YEAH
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NEW LOVEBITES IN FEBRUARY HELL FUCKIN YEAH
First Darktide game in over a month. We are so back
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
First Darktide game in over a month. We are so back
I'M NOT ❌️ THE WIZARD 🧙♂️
I'M A HAPPY CLOWN 🤡
I'M A HAPPY CLOWN 🤡
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'M NOT ❌️ THE WIZARD 🧙♂️
I'M A HAPPY CLOWN 🤡
I'M A HAPPY CLOWN 🤡
Yeah, still don't care for this unfortunately. The orchestrations are lush and interesting, but there are no riffs or hooks on this album at all.
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah, still don't care for this unfortunately. The orchestrations are lush and interesting, but there are no riffs or hooks on this album at all.
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
I like the newest Fairyland album well enough so I'm returning to their older stuff that never really clicked with me. The frowny mountain on the cover art of their debut has been making me laugh for nearly two decades
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I like the newest Fairyland album well enough so I'm returning to their older stuff that never really clicked with me. The frowny mountain on the cover art of their debut has been making me laugh for nearly two decades
"You know it's been too long" brother this is literally what was playing as I read your post
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"You know it's been too long" brother this is literally what was playing as I read your post
Well that's one less game taking up space on the Steam wishlist
Also lol, lmao (nice)
Also lol, lmao (nice)
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well that's one less game taking up space on the Steam wishlist
Also lol, lmao (nice)
Also lol, lmao (nice)
For my show they dropped Scream for Me, The Bell In the Jail and Someone's Dream but they added M.D.O. and fuckin RAISE SOME HELL, so that's a huge win in my book even with one less song on the setlist overall
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
For my show they dropped Scream for Me, The Bell In the Jail and Someone's Dream but they added M.D.O. and fuckin RAISE SOME HELL, so that's a huge win in my book even with one less song on the setlist overall
Went to church last night
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Went to church last night
I don't know if this has always been the case, but Metal Archives has the FULL lyrics for every Bal-Sagoth song i guess lmao
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don't know if this has always been the case, but Metal Archives has the FULL lyrics for every Bal-Sagoth song i guess lmao
Lovebites live wishlist for Monday's show. Honestly I'd be happy with pretty much anything but I'd be most happy if they threw a few of these songs on the setlist
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lovebites live wishlist for Monday's show. Honestly I'd be happy with pretty much anything but I'd be most happy if they threw a few of these songs on the setlist
You've successfully inspired my morning soundtrack
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You've successfully inspired my morning soundtrack
Everyone: You can't put a Skeletonwitch riff in your Galneryus-inspired power metal song
Me:
Me:
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Everyone: You can't put a Skeletonwitch riff in your Galneryus-inspired power metal song
Me:
Me:
I know there's like a dozen legit great metal albums releasing today but unfortunately I can't afford to be distracted while we're
HEADING DUE WEST
FOR THE SECRET ISLAND PORT
HEADING DUE WEST
FOR THE SECRET ISLAND PORT
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I know there's like a dozen legit great metal albums releasing today but unfortunately I can't afford to be distracted while we're
HEADING DUE WEST
FOR THE SECRET ISLAND PORT
HEADING DUE WEST
FOR THE SECRET ISLAND PORT
Damn. That's a lot of pink
October 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Damn. That's a lot of pink
Been trying to come up with the ideal Lovebites setlist and I think I've finally cracked it
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Been trying to come up with the ideal Lovebites setlist and I think I've finally cracked it