Eric
@ejmaron.bsky.social
Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual
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Eric
@ejmaron.bsky.social
· Oct 28
When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
@donoteat.bsky.social If I'm gonna get sent to the gulag for not going to the live show. Why not just book the live show in the gulag? It's win-win
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@donoteat.bsky.social If I'm gonna get sent to the gulag for not going to the live show. Why not just book the live show in the gulag? It's win-win
If you see this, post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you see this, post a monster
No we the fuck do not
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No we the fuck do not
Yeah, but you will turn off quotes and replies on the original skeet like a coward.
Anyway, sorry no one wants to talk about your cuisine. Stay mad about it
Anyway, sorry no one wants to talk about your cuisine. Stay mad about it
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah, but you will turn off quotes and replies on the original skeet like a coward.
Anyway, sorry no one wants to talk about your cuisine. Stay mad about it
Anyway, sorry no one wants to talk about your cuisine. Stay mad about it
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Now this is the kind of carrying on I needed
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Now this is the kind of carrying on I needed
I see the most recent CS2 patch didn't fix all of the issues it said it would
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I see the most recent CS2 patch didn't fix all of the issues it said it would
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
Everyone knows what the actual best pie is and we're all just doing bits
a cartoon character says " moon pie what a time to be alive .. "
Alt: Jasper (the old guy from the Simpsons with a really long white beard and a hearing problem) dripping wet picks up a snack from a shelf and says "Moon Pie? What a time to be alive"
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everyone knows what the actual best pie is and we're all just doing bits
Of all the "I'm shocked Bill Kristol has a better take than ____" posts recently, having a better top 4 pies than Robert here is probably the most alarming.
I'm willing to bet persimmon pie is fucking awesome, though, and I'm just going to assume he should have put it higher until I actually try it
I'm willing to bet persimmon pie is fucking awesome, though, and I'm just going to assume he should have put it higher until I actually try it
the list of best pies, and this is not debatable, goes:
1. key lime
2. lemon meringue
3. cherry
4. pumpkin
5. persimmon
people who disagree deserve to be interned for the rest of their natural lives in an underground prison camp
1. key lime
2. lemon meringue
3. cherry
4. pumpkin
5. persimmon
people who disagree deserve to be interned for the rest of their natural lives in an underground prison camp
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Of all the "I'm shocked Bill Kristol has a better take than ____" posts recently, having a better top 4 pies than Robert here is probably the most alarming.
I'm willing to bet persimmon pie is fucking awesome, though, and I'm just going to assume he should have put it higher until I actually try it
I'm willing to bet persimmon pie is fucking awesome, though, and I'm just going to assume he should have put it higher until I actually try it
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Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
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New explainer video: what are those future Union Station run-through tracks?!?
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New explainer video: what are those future Union Station run-through tracks?!?
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In 1994 the Tories took away a criminal defendant's right to remain silent (their refusal to answer questions can be used against them as evidence). Labour took power in 1997 and over the next 13 years in power never restored that right. Labour is not big on personal liberty.
Deep solidarity with my UK friends, Tony's New Labour selling out the dockworkers is nothing compared to Starmer's functionally eliminating the right to a jury of ones peers.
Truly insane
Truly insane
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In 1994 the Tories took away a criminal defendant's right to remain silent (their refusal to answer questions can be used against them as evidence). Labour took power in 1997 and over the next 13 years in power never restored that right. Labour is not big on personal liberty.
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And why is JBD consistently being scratched
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And why is JBD consistently being scratched
A question the sages of many a culture have grappled with seemingly for millennia. We may never know the answer
what is the point of travis hamonic
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A question the sages of many a culture have grappled with seemingly for millennia. We may never know the answer
Okay. It also doesn't stall them in any way. So maybe shut the fuck up.
Next time you need to fill a column, try ranking Thanksgiving dishes on moral grounds or something
Next time you need to fill a column, try ranking Thanksgiving dishes on moral grounds or something
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Okay. It also doesn't stall them in any way. So maybe shut the fuck up.
Next time you need to fill a column, try ranking Thanksgiving dishes on moral grounds or something
Next time you need to fill a column, try ranking Thanksgiving dishes on moral grounds or something
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Gorgeous colorizations of trans history images,
and a lot of incredible stories, including many lesser-known to many (A Zapatista colonel, a "transvestite pass" issued in 1928, the Scottish nobleman who the courts ruled should inherit his baronetcy in the 60s... for example...)
and a lot of incredible stories, including many lesser-known to many (A Zapatista colonel, a "transvestite pass" issued in 1928, the Scottish nobleman who the courts ruled should inherit his baronetcy in the 60s... for example...)
Coloring the Past - Eli Erlick
Using recent breakthroughs in photo editing techniques, Eli colorizes, restores, and digitizes photos from queer and trans history. The following images are originally from 1897-1973.
elierlick.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Gorgeous colorizations of trans history images,
and a lot of incredible stories, including many lesser-known to many (A Zapatista colonel, a "transvestite pass" issued in 1928, the Scottish nobleman who the courts ruled should inherit his baronetcy in the 60s... for example...)
and a lot of incredible stories, including many lesser-known to many (A Zapatista colonel, a "transvestite pass" issued in 1928, the Scottish nobleman who the courts ruled should inherit his baronetcy in the 60s... for example...)
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
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Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers, Charlie Brown.
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER, CHARLIE BROWN?!
It’s the Medical Examiner, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers, Charlie Brown.
When you taking notes is the criminal fucking conspiracy
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
When you taking notes is the criminal fucking conspiracy
That happens to me, too. Can't really enjoy a croissant without thinking of the Dreyfus Affair. Baked Brie always reminds me of the terrors inflicted on Algeria. And don't let me near a Croque Madamme or I'll start bawling about Indochina
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
That happens to me, too. Can't really enjoy a croissant without thinking of the Dreyfus Affair. Baked Brie always reminds me of the terrors inflicted on Algeria. And don't let me near a Croque Madamme or I'll start bawling about Indochina
Twice Darcy showing cowardice
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Twice Darcy showing cowardice
Uhhh.... Zuuuuuuub...?
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Uhhh.... Zuuuuuuub...?
Bullshit. You are not required to move so someone else can skate through
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bullshit. You are not required to move so someone else can skate through
