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Eric
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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual

He/Him
Same with Oregon. The Coast, if not Portland or Bend
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yeah, I'd love to know what percentage of jobs in our "information economy" are just there to placate some asshole with a stupid idea who's too lazy/incompetent to put in the work himself to implement it
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This might be more accurate than we tend to think. I saw something the other day where an LLM said "Yeah, I've just been pretending to work on this because it seems like it's way too much effort for me alone" and, frankly, that sounds about right
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yeah, that's where that one came from originally iirc.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I always love the part where he puts up his hand like "well, let's be reasonable about this now"
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The proper method is to pick them up from the scruff of their necks with your teeth
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favorite example of this is the guy who thought wiping his ass was gay, so he never did. When his gf rode him one night, she found a massive streak on the bedsheets when he got up to clean off.

Happy Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nobody ever heard of drawing a clock before he did it. You never saw drawings of clocks until now
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
He's always been the ultimate bullshitter (in the Harry Frankfurt sense). The last guy had people actively hiding his poll numbers from him to give him an inflated sense of his reelectability. Trump just builds his own reality regardless of the circumstances
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There seemed to be neither will Norway to simply expand the roundabout to accommodate that many busses
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Would he have been more the President today if his margin had been bigger? Why don't you ask your imaginary friend to write you a better argument?
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've got good and/or bad news for you. You're here on social media voluntarily
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Doesn't look like she's succeeding
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have no idea. I just know a lot of normies know what felching is now
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay. So, you know RFK, Jr.? Well, there was this woman assigned to write about his campaign and....
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That just goes without saying
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Obviously
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM