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Ace cis he/him, please correct me if I'm being an idiot.
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I've said this on Twitter, but I need to memoralize this here.
Trans women are women, and trans men are men. Nonbinary folks are valid. Sex work is valid. Healthcare, food, shelter, and voting are all human rights.
If you have a problem with this, fuck off into the sun.
Trans women are women, and trans men are men. Nonbinary folks are valid. Sex work is valid. Healthcare, food, shelter, and voting are all human rights.
If you have a problem with this, fuck off into the sun.
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
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This some anime shit
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This some anime shit
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So, this is a thing that happened.
do you think when the bush administration was creating the department of homeland security they realized that the department would be posting edits including the nostalgia critic 20 years later
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
So, this is a thing that happened.
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SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
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i would like to speak to matilda’s manager
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i would like to speak to matilda’s manager
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I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next
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different williams sister but i will always take any excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
different williams sister but i will always take any excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
This is what we call "finding out," children. This is why we don't fuck around.
I wish Jake Paul a speedy recovery followed by a quiet retirement where he just shuts the fuck up.
I wish Jake Paul a speedy recovery followed by a quiet retirement where he just shuts the fuck up.
jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.
i think that's beautiful
i think that's beautiful
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is what we call "finding out," children. This is why we don't fuck around.
I wish Jake Paul a speedy recovery followed by a quiet retirement where he just shuts the fuck up.
I wish Jake Paul a speedy recovery followed by a quiet retirement where he just shuts the fuck up.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.
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jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.
i think that's beautiful
i think that's beautiful
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.
i think that's beautiful
i think that's beautiful
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This feels like how a very blunt and unsubtle Romero zombie movie begins.
“Rather than relying on an implant or a patient's own body fat to add volume to hips or augment breasts, alloClae — which can cost as much as $100,000 per procedure — uses donor fat from a cadaver as a first-of-its-kind body filler.”
Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This feels like how a very blunt and unsubtle Romero zombie movie begins.
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I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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If this guy is a bot, he’s not a very good one. If he’s real, imagine going crying to Hank Green. Leave the guy alone.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If this guy is a bot, he’s not a very good one. If he’s real, imagine going crying to Hank Green. Leave the guy alone.
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The difference between me cracking a joke and an LLM doing so?
I didn't steal it. Or drain a reservoir to do so.
I didn't steal it. Or drain a reservoir to do so.
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The difference between me cracking a joke and an LLM doing so?
I didn't steal it. Or drain a reservoir to do so.
I didn't steal it. Or drain a reservoir to do so.
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People are allowed to dislike people because of the bad things they do. You and I both dislike Trump and his cabinet because of the terrible things they do.
And if you didn’t want to be quoted, why didn’t you just turn it off? The way you ask us to just turn off AI in Word if we don’t like it?
And if you didn’t want to be quoted, why didn’t you just turn it off? The way you ask us to just turn off AI in Word if we don’t like it?
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People are allowed to dislike people because of the bad things they do. You and I both dislike Trump and his cabinet because of the terrible things they do.
And if you didn’t want to be quoted, why didn’t you just turn it off? The way you ask us to just turn off AI in Word if we don’t like it?
And if you didn’t want to be quoted, why didn’t you just turn it off? The way you ask us to just turn off AI in Word if we don’t like it?