Siddhartha Gudetama
easybakeoff.bsky.social
Siddhartha Gudetama
@easybakeoff.bsky.social
Generally Regarded as Silly.
I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member.

On a journey of meaning
She/They
Pinned
put down your swords and pick up your plowshares right this fucking moment you idiots
I’m that dog that don’t know what I’d do with it if I ever caught up to the mail truck
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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That's Trump. I am just going to assume every redacted name is Donald trump until proven otherwise. If he wants to clear it up, he's welcome to unredact the files.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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not even the end of january yet and I feel like I need a two week vacation to just Not Do Anything

give me a sensory bubble and a large pile of escapist fiction and leave me alone
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.”

The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:

1. Government lies

2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

3. Press says “the government is lying!”

HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE

1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

2. Government lies

3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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If you are running for president you should make clear you’re gonna send Greg Bovino to prison
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Alex pretti cared more about veterans than Pete hegseth.
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
They are killing moms
They are killing nurses
They are killing the fabric of this society
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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THEY WILL NOT BREAK US

THEY CAN NOT BREAK US

THEY DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH GUYS

FOR EVERY ONE OF US THEY TAKE, ONE HUNDRED MORE TAKE TO THE STREETS

THERE WILL FOREVER BE MORE OF US THAN OF THEM

THEY STAND FOR NOTHING, WE STAND FOR EACH OTHER

THEY WILL REGRET COMING HERE

MINNEAPOLIS WILL WIN
fear.

they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.
So… what’s the strategic goal for the administration in Minnesota, exactly?

I’m not being cute, I don’t understand the theory of victory here and want someone to explain it to me.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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I have probably an hour of insane video but it's awful. they're destroying our city, trashing residential neighborhoods, menacing schools. completely out of control. ICE must be ended forever
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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They should make a type of President that isn’t experiencing rapid age-related cognitive decline
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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I am the only one brave enough to say I think both Sinners and One Battle After Another are rad as hell*.

PLEASE SEE FOLLOW-UP SKEET BEFORE REPLYING TO THIS ONE. THE MANAGEMENT THANKS YOU.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Imogen Heap is her birth name???
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I'm taking my sensitive ass back to CandyLand. Lord Licorice has never betrayed me
Made the mistake (knowing it was a mistake) of agreeing to a game of Diplomacy with my friends and now I'm crying because I'm actually a Huge Mark and everyone loves to take advantage of my trusting nature
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Made the mistake (knowing it was a mistake) of agreeing to a game of Diplomacy with my friends and now I'm crying because I'm actually a Huge Mark and everyone loves to take advantage of my trusting nature
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM