Dylan Wilbanks
@dylanw.social
You may remember me from Twitter. Still talking about UX stuff. Funemployed. @khuh.bsky.social Mondays @ noon Pacific. Defend trans kids.
I have been working on this membrillo forever and it still doesn’t feel close to done
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I have been working on this membrillo forever and it still doesn’t feel close to done
We have an independent station in Seattle that shows Kraken and Torrent games. YouTubeTV doesn't have it.
But it does have the Pickleball Channel. 🤷♂️
But it does have the Pickleball Channel. 🤷♂️
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We have an independent station in Seattle that shows Kraken and Torrent games. YouTubeTV doesn't have it.
But it does have the Pickleball Channel. 🤷♂️
But it does have the Pickleball Channel. 🤷♂️
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Just a reminder that for as much of a kayfabe fascist thing Trump has, he didn’t get to where he did by being an asshole 100% of the time. He’s a charming snake, and he knows when to turn it on and be deferential.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just a reminder that for as much of a kayfabe fascist thing Trump has, he didn’t get to where he did by being an asshole 100% of the time. He’s a charming snake, and he knows when to turn it on and be deferential.
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
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A lot of questions already answered by the shirt etc etc
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A lot of questions already answered by the shirt etc etc
This administration is always on about people not dressing properly and then come to state dinners dressed like they’re a high school junior who thought they knew better than the tux rental place people
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This administration is always on about people not dressing properly and then come to state dinners dressed like they’re a high school junior who thought they knew better than the tux rental place people
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*Paul McCartney voice*
Simply having a wonderful menty b
Simply having a wonderful menty b
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
*Paul McCartney voice*
Simply having a wonderful menty b
Simply having a wonderful menty b
They are really really goosing the early Black Friday sales this year like they think this will be an awful Christmas shopping season or something
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They are really really goosing the early Black Friday sales this year like they think this will be an awful Christmas shopping season or something
OH NO THIS IS THE GATEWAY INTO AL-GEBRA INDOCTRINATION
Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.
(This post is a test.)
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
OH NO THIS IS THE GATEWAY INTO AL-GEBRA INDOCTRINATION
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Mummy, daddy, look at me
Starfleet posted me on Enterprise-D
All the crew call it "the big D"
I joined Starfleet and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
Duras blew it up and now I'm on the Big E
Starfleet posted me on Enterprise-D
All the crew call it "the big D"
I joined Starfleet and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
Duras blew it up and now I'm on the Big E
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mummy, daddy, look at me
Starfleet posted me on Enterprise-D
All the crew call it "the big D"
I joined Starfleet and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
Duras blew it up and now I'm on the Big E
Starfleet posted me on Enterprise-D
All the crew call it "the big D"
I joined Starfleet and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
Duras blew it up and now I'm on the Big E
She lost by nearly 20 points, but she’s not angry, please don’t put in the paper that she’s angry
The tenuous decorum between Bruce Harrell’s office and Sara Nelson is evaporating, as Nelson goes after Harrell’s political consultant with new proposed legislation. Harrell’s team and consultant Christian Sinderman call it a misguided priority by a sore loser
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Sara Nelson wants to restrict political consultants at Seattle City Hall
Outgoing Seattle Council President Sara Nelson is proposing a bill that would restrict access to City Hall.
www.seattletimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
She lost by nearly 20 points, but she’s not angry, please don’t put in the paper that she’s angry
So, remember how we got a “Chief Design Officer” for the US back in the spring or summer? What happened to that guy?
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So, remember how we got a “Chief Design Officer” for the US back in the spring or summer? What happened to that guy?
He was a year ahead of me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_B...
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
He was a year ahead of me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_B...
Giardia? Doesn’t even have giardiniera
California rolls? Doesn't even have giardiniera
Philly cheesesteak? Doesn’t even have giardiniera.
New york pizza? Doesn’t even have giardiniera
New york pizza? Doesn’t even have giardiniera
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Giardia? Doesn’t even have giardiniera
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Wow, way to plagiarize The Seattle Times Ed Board 😤
Opinion | Mamdani was elected weeks ago. Why aren’t buses free yet?
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Wow, way to plagiarize The Seattle Times Ed Board 😤
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
How… how do you arrest dead people
KUDLOW: Are you able to reform the SNAP and food stamp program? Are there a lot of able-bodied people who shouldn't be in there?
BROOKE ROLLINS: What DOGE and our amazing team at USDA have found is 186,000 dead people are receiving SNAP benefits. We've made hundreds of arrests.
BROOKE ROLLINS: What DOGE and our amazing team at USDA have found is 186,000 dead people are receiving SNAP benefits. We've made hundreds of arrests.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
How… how do you arrest dead people
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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![BUSINESSSMAN: Fellow business leaders, for the first time in 12 years we're locked out of the mayor's office. However.
-We sent a deep cover operative into the Transit Riders Union to expose our new mayor’s hidden agenda. Meet Kyle.
KYLE: For 6 months I lived on a barista's wages in a market-rate apartment. I traveled only by bike or bus.
-In that time the most important thing I learned was this:
-You people made the city into a meatgrinder for the working class and you must be stopped
[businesspeople aghast]
[two men grab Kyle by the arms as he struggles]
-Oh my god they flipped Kyle!
-Get him out of here!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreibpcytzm7jwvyaeson5ywvej7dgxxnt3brviwvzqmlrpat2jrj4bi@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Both of the following can be true:
- Shedeur Sanders is getting jerked around because the NFL sees him as a problem for things a white QB like Baker Mayfield gets excused for
- He’s making the same goddamn mistakes with holding the ball too long he made at Colorado that NFL defenses punish you for
- Shedeur Sanders is getting jerked around because the NFL sees him as a problem for things a white QB like Baker Mayfield gets excused for
- He’s making the same goddamn mistakes with holding the ball too long he made at Colorado that NFL defenses punish you for
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Both of the following can be true:
- Shedeur Sanders is getting jerked around because the NFL sees him as a problem for things a white QB like Baker Mayfield gets excused for
- He’s making the same goddamn mistakes with holding the ball too long he made at Colorado that NFL defenses punish you for
- Shedeur Sanders is getting jerked around because the NFL sees him as a problem for things a white QB like Baker Mayfield gets excused for
- He’s making the same goddamn mistakes with holding the ball too long he made at Colorado that NFL defenses punish you for
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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Every day the AI bubble continues is another day I want to dump all my retirement money into the ETF version of a coffee can buried in the backyard
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Every day the AI bubble continues is another day I want to dump all my retirement money into the ETF version of a coffee can buried in the backyard
They hit their goal but still lots of warm knitted things available for $25 or less. And it’s a great cause run by great humans
Highlights from the Bundled Up on Broad auction opening tmow 11/13!! (Buys warm clothes for the families at my synagogue Rodeph Shalom Philly's food pantry, or give directly to our wishlist: bit.ly/bundled25)
I HAVE to start with Olivia Waite's beaded octopus www.32auctions.com/organization...
I HAVE to start with Olivia Waite's beaded octopus www.32auctions.com/organization...
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They hit their goal but still lots of warm knitted things available for $25 or less. And it’s a great cause run by great humans