Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
I work for Penguin Random House. I put the books you love into the libraries you should visit more. Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.
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Drew Schnoebelen
@dschnoeb.bsky.social
· Dec 26
It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
Andy sent me this and said “don’t text me until u finish. i promise” and when I tell you I legit yelled at the end.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Andy sent me this and said “don’t text me until u finish. i promise” and when I tell you I legit yelled at the end.
Tired: Twitter, the Nazi app
Wired: Twitter, the pedophile Nazi app
Wired: Twitter, the pedophile Nazi app
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tired: Twitter, the Nazi app
Wired: Twitter, the pedophile Nazi app
Wired: Twitter, the pedophile Nazi app
My wife got bad stomach pain quickly so we came to the ER. It took 3.5 hours to get from the waiting room to an actual room with less than 10 people in front of us. It took 1.5 hours to get actual medication from the moment we entered the room (when they said they HAD the meds). We are still here.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My wife got bad stomach pain quickly so we came to the ER. It took 3.5 hours to get from the waiting room to an actual room with less than 10 people in front of us. It took 1.5 hours to get actual medication from the moment we entered the room (when they said they HAD the meds). We are still here.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature
Media Headlines: E-mail suggests possible link between Trump and Epstein
E-mail: Donald J. Trump, who hangs out with our sex trafficking victims, so far has not ratted us out for sex trafficking, because he is also involved in the sex trafficking.
E-mail: Donald J. Trump, who hangs out with our sex trafficking victims, so far has not ratted us out for sex trafficking, because he is also involved in the sex trafficking.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Media Headlines: E-mail suggests possible link between Trump and Epstein
E-mail: Donald J. Trump, who hangs out with our sex trafficking victims, so far has not ratted us out for sex trafficking, because he is also involved in the sex trafficking.
E-mail: Donald J. Trump, who hangs out with our sex trafficking victims, so far has not ratted us out for sex trafficking, because he is also involved in the sex trafficking.
Funny thing about democrats, there’s always a “bigger fight” in the distance that they’ll definitely get to, just send them $10, vote blue no matter who unless they’re progressive, and widen the tent unless it includes trans people.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Funny thing about democrats, there’s always a “bigger fight” in the distance that they’ll definitely get to, just send them $10, vote blue no matter who unless they’re progressive, and widen the tent unless it includes trans people.
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absolutely evil shit to take away people’s insurance and their govt assistance and jack up the prices of groceries right before the holidays. no argument there. now. are you going to post about the senate 24 hours a day or are you going to find something substantive to do for people who need help
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
absolutely evil shit to take away people’s insurance and their govt assistance and jack up the prices of groceries right before the holidays. no argument there. now. are you going to post about the senate 24 hours a day or are you going to find something substantive to do for people who need help
Well this sucks shit
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well this sucks shit
About 6 years ago I was walking in my neighborhood in Brooklyn talking to my wife and I accidentally shoulder-checked an old man, nearly knocking him to the ground. I realized it was Chuck Schumer and apologized. Every day since I have felt less bad about wrecking his shit.
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
About 6 years ago I was walking in my neighborhood in Brooklyn talking to my wife and I accidentally shoulder-checked an old man, nearly knocking him to the ground. I realized it was Chuck Schumer and apologized. Every day since I have felt less bad about wrecking his shit.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
New “we didn’t start the fire” lyrics dropped
dick cheney dead, zohran mayor, sandwich guy acquitted
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New “we didn’t start the fire” lyrics dropped
Had a sad local election night so I’m glad Mamdani embarrassed Cuomo AGAIN. Honestly, let’s just do that like every 3 months so we can all feel a bit better.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Had a sad local election night so I’m glad Mamdani embarrassed Cuomo AGAIN. Honestly, let’s just do that like every 3 months so we can all feel a bit better.
Finally, the claw machine got a good one
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Finally, the claw machine got a good one
Still can’t believe this guy is even in the conversation
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Still can’t believe this guy is even in the conversation
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...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site
dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani?
great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com
great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com
Zohran Mamdani's Establishment-Fighting Campaign Built Community for Young People
“What Mamdani has done is not only inspire and mobilize young people, but he has exposed the establishment and some of their calcified views of participation and inclusion.”
www.teenvogue.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site
Damn, the dementia is really hitting today
Trump on Mamdani on 60 Minutes: “I think I'm a much better looking person than him.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Damn, the dementia is really hitting today
Spent a lot of time telling people what the movie Popstar was but honestly, what a gift for them. Everyone knew my wife’s American Girl Doll costume, which is also a gift.
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Spent a lot of time telling people what the movie Popstar was but honestly, what a gift for them. Everyone knew my wife’s American Girl Doll costume, which is also a gift.
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my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
Why are young people attempting to find small joy in moments of despair? Why aren't they conscripted to the mines, forever entombed in a world of darkness? Why must they yearn?
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why are young people attempting to find small joy in moments of despair? Why aren't they conscripted to the mines, forever entombed in a world of darkness? Why must they yearn?
It’s funny that when republicans want go back to “common sense” they actually mean “we want to be able to be bigots in public”.
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s funny that when republicans want go back to “common sense” they actually mean “we want to be able to be bigots in public”.