Father McGee 🍁
@drinksmcgee.bsky.social
I'm only here to pet pugs.
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Father McGee 🍁
@drinksmcgee.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Black shading done.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Black shading done.
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is this is the sign we've been waiting for
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
is this is the sign we've been waiting for
A recent drawing I did for a friend.
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A recent drawing I did for a friend.
Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.
If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
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Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
All my homies hate ICE
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All my homies hate ICE
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Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
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One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
Line work done.
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Line work done.
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One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
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Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
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ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
A year and a half sober today.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A year and a half sober today.
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You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
Her: I SUPPORT ICE!
Me:
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Her: I SUPPORT ICE!
Me:
Me:
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.
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it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times
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imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
March 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible