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The Deli Lama
@drewstork.bsky.social
Sometimes Tottenham, Sometimes Socialism, Sometimes Breadsticks

Club Deportivo Movie Club @sandiego.futbol

Slave to the competitive capitalist dogma I spend every moment my whole waking life bitching about.

Location:
Gilmore Girls or Veronica Mars
Pinned
Padres 🤝 Tottenham

Destroying my Emotions Weekly
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MLS Playoffs look like they’re being played on a high school field.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Mexican-Americans are not a monolith, we have diversity among ourselves, our view points are varied and many, I will not fall prey to generalized attitudes or products catered to me.

[Sees the first few minutes of the new Selena documentary]

Hell yeah
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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At least the food was good.
NLD Breakfast Pizza

#COYS
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
At least the food was good.
NLD Breakfast Pizza

#COYS
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NLD Breakfast Pizza

#COYS
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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This is what Constantine saw in his dream that made him convert.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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When the founder of Amazon wears khakis he’s Jeff Beige-os
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
we need to all start calling tariffs a sales tax, people will wake up real quick
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The next time I see someone I know on Facebook saying they work so hard and shouldn’t have to pay for lazy people to get SNAP I’m going to ask their address and send them a check for $36 so they have to shut the fuck up about it for a year.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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My anxiety greeting my depression
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Baseball player physiognomies:

-I smoke weed

-cultured apex asethete

-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Have you gone Outside today? You should go Outside.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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lmfao Treinen sucks on many levels, but this is such a lazy attempt at cover for being a fanbase full of frontrunners
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Instagram really wants me to buy mushroom coffee
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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This is not something I want to do, but as someone who was food insecure for a long time, here are some ways to get the most out of what you can get.

-if you have dietary restrictions or food aversions, spend some time thinking about what foods are safe. It sounds obvious, but—
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When the founder of Amazon wears khakis he’s Jeff Beige-os
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I'm willing to bet that someone in the current administration is working with a company that buys up farmland.

The 3-step process will be:

Devalue the farmland.
Buy the farmland.
Re-introduce subsidies.
Making Argentina Great Again
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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American soccer culture is a furious man wearing a Spurs shirt as he shambles around Wegman’s
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Starting a thread for examples of why American fascism couldn’t have happened without car-centric planning and American suburbs.
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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What the fuck are you talking about
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Treason
How many Americans realize Trump declared war on Democrat-run cities in front of military leaders today?

“That’s a war too. It’s a war from within,” Trump said, after claiming “we’re going to straighten them out one by one” - in reference to four major American cities.

Dangerous & disgraceful.
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM