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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1h

Christen Press? no thanks i prefer a more secular perspective

Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1h

for any prospective Padres managers reading this out there, the correct response to “Where do you see yourself in two years?” is “estranged from my family, friends, players, assistant coaches, and you personally, Mr Preller”

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 13h

while you’re here, seen any good animals lately?

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 14h

not readin all that but I get the sense that working with AJ drives one to madness like possession of the ring, or, if you’re a lady, looking at some yellow wallpaper

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 17h

i don’t like it when they put a little left chest logo on the front of a shirt and save the sickass design for the back. Thats the one i wanna see

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Valiendo Padres @valiendopadres.bsky.social · 21h

Hosmer talking shit about a guy who paid him $144M is wild. Talking like he was set up to fail bro you got older and did not want to adapt to the game lmao

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 23h

it rules 👍

Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

he said “it starts at the top”

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

he’s in the bubble too just offscreen next to the guy who runs PadresPretties on instagram

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

they had him like this all year

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

“i am proud to accept the role of Padres manager” to “if i have to be around these motherfuckers for one more second i’m going to end it all” pipeline

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

idk if i buy that. they’re only 4 years apart and were both adults when they met

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

my friend the barred owl in the pict—hey wait a second 😒

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 1d

ohhhh there ‘e is

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 2d

what prospective 2026 padres manager opinion has you like this ?

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 2d

[ toxic work culture voice ] i wasn’t a big Mike Shildt fan but i never like to see anyone retired from their job

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 2d

Yes actually. If he finally stops messing around and hires my beloved @familymanbro.bsky.social to right the ship

Errock @errock.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sure Preller’s 12th Manager will eventually be successful.

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 2d

let me have the 3 months for $0.99/mo Audible offer again @amazon.bsky.social i promise i’m gonna stay subscribed this time

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 3d

They didn’t trade him. He was a free agent.

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 3d

a Bruce Bochy - Dave Roberts - Pat Murphy sequence of World Series winning managers would reflect poorly on the Padres if we’re being honest

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 4d

my source in the Padres org claims they haven’t head from AJ since he left to scout 14yo super prospect Victor Amontillado in the DR three days ago

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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 7d

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 9d

we’ve won once in our last 9 matches lol

Portland Timbers @timbers.com · 9d

We’re in!  Following a combination of results we have clinched a spot in the Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs.

We’re In!  Following a combination of results we have have clinched a spot in the Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs.

A graphic of the players and head coach Phil Neville. Below is a huddle photo celebrating

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Gurriel Paris 💆‍♀️ @planz33.bsky.social · 9d

they should sue the Spirit too bsky.app/profile/horn...

Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 14d

In San Diego news: ‘Wave owners sue Jill Ellis over her exit from club.’

Lawsuit is unrelated to treatment of team employees but rather, “alleging that she lied about her intentions of staying with the Wave throughout purchase negotiations last year”

www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...

Wave owners sue Jill Ellis over her exit from club

San Diego Wave FC’s owners are suing the team’s former president, Jill Ellis, alleging that she lied about her intentions of staying with the Wave throughout purchase negotiations last year and then a...

www.sportsbusinessjournal.com

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