Dread Farmer Roberts
@dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social
Just a simple farm boy. Still undefeated in fights to the death. Old knees, young heart.
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It wasn't well signed, but you were not allowed to touch the fish.
Largest rainbow trout I have ever caught.
Largest rainbow trout I have ever caught.
It was 2008, so I guess I'm really behind the times. It was magic for me in the 80s growing up. www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/co...
Nostalgic for the original Devonian Gardens? I found a goldmine of photos from before the remodel
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February 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It wasn't well signed, but you were not allowed to touch the fish.
Largest rainbow trout I have ever caught.
Largest rainbow trout I have ever caught.
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It's at the foundation of everything going on in the world today. Democracies eating themselves alive because guys who have two cars and five TVs are mad at some grad student named Rainbow
I think the through-line with almost every single senior member of this administration is seething resentment of people who have credentials, real experience, and legitimate success.
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It's at the foundation of everything going on in the world today. Democracies eating themselves alive because guys who have two cars and five TVs are mad at some grad student named Rainbow
I wonder what Mark and Xi are planning to announce because he's big mad about it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I wonder what Mark and Xi are planning to announce because he's big mad about it.
There are valid criticisms of the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
There are valid criticisms of the Super Bowl.
If you don't want me to play with everything in the examination room, maybe don't make me wait.
My tax dollars bought this shit, I should fill my pockets!
My tax dollars bought this shit, I should fill my pockets!
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If you don't want me to play with everything in the examination room, maybe don't make me wait.
My tax dollars bought this shit, I should fill my pockets!
My tax dollars bought this shit, I should fill my pockets!
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Ken when someone is curious about a highly technical aspect of bobsled or luge
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Ken when someone is curious about a highly technical aspect of bobsled or luge
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It feels fundamentally very dumb and enormously anticlimactic that the attempted authoritarian takeover of the US is very likely to collapse primarily because of negative perceptions of economic conditions rather than *gestures* but you take the wins you get!
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It feels fundamentally very dumb and enormously anticlimactic that the attempted authoritarian takeover of the US is very likely to collapse primarily because of negative perceptions of economic conditions rather than *gestures* but you take the wins you get!
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oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
She would wreck me.
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
She would wreck me.
Coming to Salt Lake City 2034!
What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Coming to Salt Lake City 2034!
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Damn, he has great penismanship.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Damn, he has great penismanship.
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There’s no Albertan ‘nation’ yearning to breathe free, it’s people convinced that Ottawa is where the Woke Factory is and that by separating they can turn it off.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
There’s no Albertan ‘nation’ yearning to breathe free, it’s people convinced that Ottawa is where the Woke Factory is and that by separating they can turn it off.
The lower middle half of the bell curve also gets a vote.
Just saw a lady quoted in a local small town paper say she signed the separatist petition even though she doesn’t want to separate but wants to “send a message” and I’m just beside myself
Like this isn’t a fucking joke lady
Like this isn’t a fucking joke lady
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The lower middle half of the bell curve also gets a vote.
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Disinformation, lose of trust, and polarisation are symptoms and catalysts of the rot, not the cause.
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Disinformation, lose of trust, and polarisation are symptoms and catalysts of the rot, not the cause.
I don't know much, but I think this summer is going to be hot, violent, and historic.
Moments of crisis allows the public to see the failures of institutions and drives them to alternative sources of authority, usually ones that support what they already believe, which includes believing institutions are dysfunctional or corrupt, further hardening those beliefs.
can't help but think there is probably a corrosive effect of having sex trafficker-elite emails unveiled for months on end as one of the biggest cultural/news stories of the last year— unearthing an inexcusable moral rot in the upper echelons of power—but without any real accountability/justice
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I don't know much, but I think this summer is going to be hot, violent, and historic.
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and embracing DOMER THE TURTLE, the short-lived mascot of the SkyDome when it opened in 1989 before quietly being erased from history when people noticed Domer was a euphemism for contraception
I am lining up NOW
I am lining up NOW
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
and embracing DOMER THE TURTLE, the short-lived mascot of the SkyDome when it opened in 1989 before quietly being erased from history when people noticed Domer was a euphemism for contraception
I am lining up NOW
I am lining up NOW
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And it’s nothing against stancil personally, I respect the dude for being in the shit, it’s just everything around it that is so tedious and goddamn annoying
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
And it’s nothing against stancil personally, I respect the dude for being in the shit, it’s just everything around it that is so tedious and goddamn annoying
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Just about to start the series which I know will end in Pissville. It's weird hearing about history you watched happen in your own back yard.
The south west corner of Saskatchewan is a crazy, wonderful place.
You would love it.
Just about to start the series which I know will end in Pissville. It's weird hearing about history you watched happen in your own back yard.
The south west corner of Saskatchewan is a crazy, wonderful place.
You would love it.
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social
Just about to start the series which I know will end in Pissville. It's weird hearing about history you watched happen in your own back yard.
The south west corner of Saskatchewan is a crazy, wonderful place.
You would love it.
Just about to start the series which I know will end in Pissville. It's weird hearing about history you watched happen in your own back yard.
The south west corner of Saskatchewan is a crazy, wonderful place.
You would love it.
Donald will be big mad after someone explains this to the person who explains things to Donald.
CHRÉTIEN: We burned the White House, but we would not repeat it.
HARPER: Part of it's been torn down by the current incumbent.
HARPER: Part of it's been torn down by the current incumbent.
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Donald will be big mad after someone explains this to the person who explains things to Donald.
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When Gervais is mention, it is required to share David Bowie roasting him to improve the world. youtu.be/R8Md4PYB3vM?...
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
When Gervais is mention, it is required to share David Bowie roasting him to improve the world. youtu.be/R8Md4PYB3vM?...
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Learning in real time why the world's billionaire class have invested so much money into a "writing and reading emails for you" machine
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Learning in real time why the world's billionaire class have invested so much money into a "writing and reading emails for you" machine
You know what they say, when you cut a brain in half, you break a few eggs.
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
You know what they say, when you cut a brain in half, you break a few eggs.
Behold my bounty.
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Behold my bounty.