Cole
doley.bsky.social
Cole
@doley.bsky.social
Marine Biologist & football nerd, free Palestine and oppressed people everywhere
He/Him
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“and you shall know the non-ball-knowers by their Lamar Jackson slander”
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"When I hear about guys sleeping in their office I wonder what they hell they're doing there. Cause the game ain't that hard.

The work will always be there, your kids won't.

I tell my coaches, if you miss a recital or little league game... I'll fire you."

- Bruce Arians
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I also think algorithms have collapsed genres. People talk about scripted shows and movies like they’re real people; they talk about reality shows like they’re scripted. The net result is the whole conversation feels dumber and angrier.
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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The "smart" NFL teams are expanding their off-field roles that aren't directly tied to on-field coaching, enabling a more holistic approach across the organization.

When these guys finally get their shot, they have a wider bag to pull from, meaning they can be more adaptable to situations.
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Ugh what bs
Big win for the owners.

Many improvements made in recent years have come after criticism from the NFLPA.

Now teams can operate without public blowback from the players.
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Tagging and trading George Pickens while Jerry Jones spends the next year complaining about how hard it is to find someone to play next to CeeDee Lamb
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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now would be a good time to go after your city and county councils about this
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Odafe Oweh (98) off the right edge with smooth, seamless, and precise hand usage for the sack

He cross chops and pulls through the inside of the TE, then transitions to cross chop and pull through the arc vs the RT
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Another big one on the long list of evil evil shit theyve done
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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lemme try it

Majority of people: Hey seems like a bad idea to devote the dwindling resources of the planet to the plagiarism surveillance machine operating at the behest of the worst people alive.

Smartest man in existence: omg u noobs h8 computerz
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Curious to see how/if blough and stapleton implement protections for this kind of stuff- i suspect theyll see some of it in camp with daronte jones running things now
Using this as an excuse to share the clip when I touched on protections in our SB recap.

NFL offenses are lagging behind defenses right now because defenses are much more intelligent in understanding protection rules and how to break them.

Some teams have found new wrinkles, but more are needed.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Hahaha dude that's wild shit. You absolutely know Trump is guilty because they wouldn't give a shit what Dems were looking for otherwise. There's literally no reason to do this.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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if you mentally budget a couple “ah that’s riq being riq” things a game you still come out ahead and listening to players mic’d up i think they do that themselves
Riq Woolen's 2025 registered the 3rd lowest YPCS of all outside CBs since 2018 (min. 20 targets)

i understand there's a weighing the positives vs the negatives with him w/r/t extension considerations but have we properly contended with just how positive the positives are
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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matt nagy, greg roman, brian callahan offensive brain trust? do my eyes deceive me?
Rap: Giants to hire Brian Callahan as QBs coach, passing game coordinator.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Hell yeah
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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!!!
That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Devon Witherspoon (21) comes screaming from the slot on the blitz, swims the RT, and gets the sack. This is teach tape raptor play
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Honestly, if you REALLY love football and have an hour, get high as shit and listen to JT talk ball. He makes it easy to digest and gives you insight you can't get anywhere else. He's an ex NFL player, but too weird to be on TV and too in the weeds unless you really really care about QB play
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

David Njoku announced that he will NOT return to the Browns in 2026.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM