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One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Figuring out some gender questions but definitely girl, I think. bi/pan
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Hey I just wanted to get something on the record
If you choose to spend your limited time on this earth picking fights in the replies of Bluesky posts?
I think that means you are a sad, pathetic, lonely person desperately seeking to find some shred of self-respect and I will treat you accordingly
If you choose to spend your limited time on this earth picking fights in the replies of Bluesky posts?
I think that means you are a sad, pathetic, lonely person desperately seeking to find some shred of self-respect and I will treat you accordingly
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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i have been feasting on the gossip here but the dark underbelly is women like nuzzi make journalism very, very unsafe for other women. i dealt with a LOT of men who assumed that i would fuck them because that's what lady reporters do for information
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i have been feasting on the gossip here but the dark underbelly is women like nuzzi make journalism very, very unsafe for other women. i dealt with a LOT of men who assumed that i would fuck them because that's what lady reporters do for information
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An interesting thing here, given the news, is that the secretary of education is the defendant in a suit accusing her of turning a blind eye to the operations of a child molestation ring that, there is no dispute, operated within her business from the 1970s to the 1990s
This is a direct attack on our children & our future.
At a time when we need to be doing more to prepare our kids to compete in the global economy, Trump is going after the agency that strengthens American education. Once again, he's helping our adversaries & competitors.
At a time when we need to be doing more to prepare our kids to compete in the global economy, Trump is going after the agency that strengthens American education. Once again, he's helping our adversaries & competitors.
Trump administration to announce dismantling of much of Education Dept.
President Donald Trump signed an executive order in March seeking to close the department, but only Congress has the power to do that.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
An interesting thing here, given the news, is that the secretary of education is the defendant in a suit accusing her of turning a blind eye to the operations of a child molestation ring that, there is no dispute, operated within her business from the 1970s to the 1990s
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if you stumble into someone else’s post & start sparring, then you should expect their moots to respond & spar back.
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if you stumble into someone else’s post & start sparring, then you should expect their moots to respond & spar back.
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
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Now I'm no big city white shoe public health and safety guy or anything but I do think loud shrill alarm noises that can only be stopped by closing the emergency text notification are not all that conductive to people actually reading the emergency alert texts idk
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Now I'm no big city white shoe public health and safety guy or anything but I do think loud shrill alarm noises that can only be stopped by closing the emergency text notification are not all that conductive to people actually reading the emergency alert texts idk
this was the final fate of at least half of all those free AOL CD-ROMs
my dad used to microwave cds they look so cool when you do that btu its probably bad for the environment or whatever
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
this was the final fate of at least half of all those free AOL CD-ROMs
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
This labeler is cool and good @stechlab-labels.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This labeler is cool and good @stechlab-labels.bsky.social
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
I wanna make fun of this but then I remember there was a years-long ad campaign where bottles of Budweiser tried to play football against bottles of Bud Light and they called it the "Bud Bowl"
football advertising has always been bad
football advertising has always been bad
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wanna make fun of this but then I remember there was a years-long ad campaign where bottles of Budweiser tried to play football against bottles of Bud Light and they called it the "Bud Bowl"
football advertising has always been bad
football advertising has always been bad
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all gen z stares are prey stares if ur milf enough
Prey stare > "gen z stare"
Its basic math.
Its basic math.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
all gen z stares are prey stares if ur milf enough
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
re: the creepy sext lady's memoirs:
All I'm gonna say is this. She is not writing for an audience of normal people; she is writing for an audience of people who confuse being prolix with being deep.
That said, god, that writing is not to my taste, ick ick ick
All I'm gonna say is this. She is not writing for an audience of normal people; she is writing for an audience of people who confuse being prolix with being deep.
That said, god, that writing is not to my taste, ick ick ick
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
re: the creepy sext lady's memoirs:
All I'm gonna say is this. She is not writing for an audience of normal people; she is writing for an audience of people who confuse being prolix with being deep.
That said, god, that writing is not to my taste, ick ick ick
All I'm gonna say is this. She is not writing for an audience of normal people; she is writing for an audience of people who confuse being prolix with being deep.
That said, god, that writing is not to my taste, ick ick ick
hey @dreamsofstars.bsky.social you needed to see this
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
hey @dreamsofstars.bsky.social you needed to see this
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your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident
shit even rerunning the dot-com bubble popping around the turn of the millennium would be a shitty idea
I understand that many people want the AI bubble to burst but I promise we do not want to rerun 2008 it sucked real bad
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
shit even rerunning the dot-com bubble popping around the turn of the millennium would be a shitty idea
get yourself some SEX TOYS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
get yourself some SEX TOYS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE
He got hornt. He got hornt for getting hornt. He got hornt for people getting hornt for him. He got hornt for hornt itself. I understood this.
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He got hornt. He got hornt for getting hornt. He got hornt for people getting hornt for him. He got hornt for hornt itself. I understood this.
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Oh she straight up lied to the grand jury lol
Mag Judge Fitzpatrick says two statements by Halligan to grand jury "appear to be fundamental misstatements of the law that could compromise the integrity of the grand jury process."
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh she straight up lied to the grand jury lol
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Once, when I was a barista out of high school, someone ordered an “extra hot” latte, and when I told her the highest I could go she went off on me for 10 mins. When eventually I made it as hot as I could without getting fired, she tried to pour it on my head.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Once, when I was a barista out of high school, someone ordered an “extra hot” latte, and when I told her the highest I could go she went off on me for 10 mins. When eventually I made it as hot as I could without getting fired, she tried to pour it on my head.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.
Give them a fair contract, you cowards.