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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · Sep 13

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

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three buttplugs of varied size, all colored and shaped like candy corn, in a pot of actual candy corn on a blue background.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3h

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if you enjoyed this my joke thread is front to back This Sort Of Thing

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · May 12

The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.

The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 4h

Dildosity is where an object falls on the scale from "dildo" to "dildon't", a scale that ranges from 0 to 5.5 or 6.5 depending on who you ask.

Fuckports are the glory holes at Navy bars. It's not quite a triple entendre, maybe 2.5.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

Sad Beige Breakfasts For Sad Beige People

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

Sad Breakfast

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

i would rather die than eat oatmilk cheerios, but trust that that is not the risk i'm actually taking

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

thank!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · Sep 13

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 6d

my philosophy of sex toy design is that sex should be sillier

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 2d

i still think we gotta trick antivaxxers into supporting the development of those antivaccines that make your immune system forget something so you stop being allergic

this is for the benefit of the world and not at all because the milk i refuse to stop having on my cereal has swollen my esophagus

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

ooof, i know the fresh order of silicone cashflow blues. Good luck!

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Tentickle Toys @tentickletoys.bsky.social · 3d

FLASH SALE!
I just stocked up on plenty of silicone and funds are tight, so everything on the site is 15% off this weekend until midnight Sunday BST - discount applied automatically in cart.
(Includes inventory AND made-to-orders)

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 3d

Gay Avenue Pump Station

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

Today! Noon! Checkerspot Brewing! Baltimore Dyke Market!

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

i think that makes it assault again, but... i do have a nerf-based dildo cannon

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

one day!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

Link.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 3d

Link.

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 8d

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

i'm gonna be at Checkerspot Brewing tomorrow between 2 and 4pm for the Baltimore Dyke Market! Come see some dils and dos!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 4d

dildos dildo it better

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 4d

Explain your username

if you turn the "c" in "fuck it" 90° clockwise it looks like an n

and if you turn the "n" in "funkit" 90 degrees counterclockwise it pooks like a c

Clint SacElroy 🔞 @cs-lewdis.bsky.social · 4d

Explain your username

I added a D to the Narnia guy's name bc I thought it would be funny

🐴 Jam 🎃 comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 4d

Explain your username

I used to have an orange cat fursona and orange cats are weird little guys. Weird little guy also hadn't been turned into a negative term yet
I refuse to give it up tho
Also wyrd

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

i've never cared about assassin's creed, even when they made a pirate game. I've had no respect for ubisoft for years. I would've played the hell out of this.

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

also: never dildo tomorrow what can be dildone the day after tomorrow

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

i'm a professional, it's my job to make it look easy

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

dildos getting dildone today

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 6d

or even just "traumatized, anxious, and evolved to kick much scarier things than you"

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 6d

i live around the corner from a stable and the only thing horses love more than nose rubs is the opportunity those nose rubs give them to seenif any of your fingers are secret carrots

gotta be quick around horses