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@funkittoys.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The past tense of vibrator is vibratored.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
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this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
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more small stores i 💜:
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social (referral link) deesbigdaddies.com?rfsn=8554978...
@funkittoys.bsky.social www.funkittoys.com
@jijidraws.art jijidraws.shop
@fallonturing.bsky.social ko-fi.com/crippledcommie
@vibratehighershop.bsky.social vibratehighershop.net
(more to come)
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social (referral link) deesbigdaddies.com?rfsn=8554978...
@funkittoys.bsky.social www.funkittoys.com
@jijidraws.art jijidraws.shop
@fallonturing.bsky.social ko-fi.com/crippledcommie
@vibratehighershop.bsky.social vibratehighershop.net
(more to come)
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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email: "YOU CAN'T MISS THIS SALE"
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
email: "YOU CAN'T MISS THIS SALE"
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
i feel like this nation has lost the true meaning of this holiday in commercialism, and as a fundamentalist turketarian it is my duty to remind us all: happy leftovers week eve, everyone
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i feel like this nation has lost the true meaning of this holiday in commercialism, and as a fundamentalist turketarian it is my duty to remind us all: happy leftovers week eve, everyone
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cw irl sex things
i got this from @funkittoys.bsky.social for the fundraiser but had to try it out. yall i have fancy dragon dildos and this is actually the winner. also its so pretty like i don't think my camera picks up the shimmer good enough. anyway would rec.
i got this from @funkittoys.bsky.social for the fundraiser but had to try it out. yall i have fancy dragon dildos and this is actually the winner. also its so pretty like i don't think my camera picks up the shimmer good enough. anyway would rec.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
cw irl sex things
i got this from @funkittoys.bsky.social for the fundraiser but had to try it out. yall i have fancy dragon dildos and this is actually the winner. also its so pretty like i don't think my camera picks up the shimmer good enough. anyway would rec.
i got this from @funkittoys.bsky.social for the fundraiser but had to try it out. yall i have fancy dragon dildos and this is actually the winner. also its so pretty like i don't think my camera picks up the shimmer good enough. anyway would rec.
email: "YOU CAN'T MISS THIS SALE"
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
email: "YOU CAN'T MISS THIS SALE"
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
me, broke, stubborn, AND forgetful:
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just a week away
from clitsmas carols
from clitsmas carols
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
just a week away
from clitsmas carols
from clitsmas carols
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Hi ho!
Hi ho!
It's up your ass this goes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺
Hi ho!
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!
Hi ho!
It's up your ass this goes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺
Hi ho!
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hi ho!
Hi ho!
It's up your ass this goes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺
Hi ho!
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!
Hi ho!
It's up your ass this goes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺
Hi ho!
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!
i've been working on the dildos
all the dingdong day
i've been working on the dildos
'cause it's what i do for pay
can't you see the bells and whistles
vac mounts and suction cups
there's a lot of pretty colors
for you to shove right up
all the dingdong day
i've been working on the dildos
'cause it's what i do for pay
can't you see the bells and whistles
vac mounts and suction cups
there's a lot of pretty colors
for you to shove right up
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i've been working on the dildos
all the dingdong day
i've been working on the dildos
'cause it's what i do for pay
can't you see the bells and whistles
vac mounts and suction cups
there's a lot of pretty colors
for you to shove right up
all the dingdong day
i've been working on the dildos
'cause it's what i do for pay
can't you see the bells and whistles
vac mounts and suction cups
there's a lot of pretty colors
for you to shove right up
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Some people think an underwear ad is porn, some people think kissing in a movie is porn. A hand on a thigh (naked thigh but no other nudity) in queer film But I’m a Cheerleader got the film an NC17 (more explicit than R!) rating for theatres.
Porn, at its edges, is in the eye of the beholder.
Porn, at its edges, is in the eye of the beholder.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some people think an underwear ad is porn, some people think kissing in a movie is porn. A hand on a thigh (naked thigh but no other nudity) in queer film But I’m a Cheerleader got the film an NC17 (more explicit than R!) rating for theatres.
Porn, at its edges, is in the eye of the beholder.
Porn, at its edges, is in the eye of the beholder.
death, gapes, success
hrm.
hrm.
first three words you see describes your 2026
(➡️⬇️)
(➡️⬇️)
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
death, gapes, success
hrm.
hrm.
apparently a lot happened yesterday? i heard about MTG and Zohran casting a charm spell on trump, what did i miss?
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
apparently a lot happened yesterday? i heard about MTG and Zohran casting a charm spell on trump, what did i miss?
i will ALWAYS use usps over any alternative, posties rule
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i will ALWAYS use usps over any alternative, posties rule
Thank you so much to everyone who got a NoFrillDo last week! it's gonna help make a lot of people more food secure, the place not only hands out food but teaches cooking and restaurant skills to teens, does nutrition classes, and imso much more. Thanks for helping me support them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thank you so much to everyone who got a NoFrillDo last week! it's gonna help make a lot of people more food secure, the place not only hands out food but teaches cooking and restaurant skills to teens, does nutrition classes, and imso much more. Thanks for helping me support them.
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And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
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Woohoo Halloween Hack job is here!
Thank you @funkittoys.bsky.social ! The splatter is perfect, and I love how slappy the blade is 🤩
Thank you @funkittoys.bsky.social ! The splatter is perfect, and I love how slappy the blade is 🤩
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Woohoo Halloween Hack job is here!
Thank you @funkittoys.bsky.social ! The splatter is perfect, and I love how slappy the blade is 🤩
Thank you @funkittoys.bsky.social ! The splatter is perfect, and I love how slappy the blade is 🤩
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Free anti-ICE whistle with your order on request, i've printed 16 tonight
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Free anti-ICE whistle with your order on request, i've printed 16 tonight
for my fellow makers with 3D printers: makerworld.com/en/models/19...
ICE OUT Whistle Keychain Open License Support-Free by ThreeLittleBirds 3D MakerWorld: Download Free 3D Models
🔹 TLDR: A loud, lightweight ICE OUT whistle that prints perfectly with no supports and is free for commercial use.Created to help communities alert neighbors when ICE agents are nearby, it empowe...
makerworld.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
for my fellow makers with 3D printers: makerworld.com/en/models/19...
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The first buttplug was actually a fence post that someone just fell on, honest.
September 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The first buttplug was actually a fence post that someone just fell on, honest.
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The hottest sex you can have is on top of an erupting volcano. The hottest sex you can have more than once is in a comfortable relationship where you feel safe to express your desires and have them taken seriously.
November 11, 2024 at 5:05 PM
The hottest sex you can have is on top of an erupting volcano. The hottest sex you can have more than once is in a comfortable relationship where you feel safe to express your desires and have them taken seriously.