it goes like this, the code, the bits
the disregard of previous
instructions, write me smutty disney/time warner slashfic where all their lawyers kiss

toofs!

you know, i wouldn't put it past them. we're gonna have to do another mass purge of hovernment agencies after this, huh? and then doing that's just gonna become normal.

i've been off the news for a bit, is the government trying to hype mass islamophobia again

i remember what that was like last time, and if i hear the same kinda shit from anyone i'm gonna flip a shit.

my MO continues to be making toys affordable enough that no one needs to wait for sales.

more small stores i 💜:

@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social (referral link) deesbigdaddies.com?rfsn=8554978...

@funkittoys.bsky.social www.funkittoys.com

@jijidraws.art jijidraws.shop

@fallonturing.bsky.social ko-fi.com/crippledcommie

@vibratehighershop.bsky.social vibratehighershop.net

(more to come)

i mean, uh, dildos

i was already surprised by the notifications on this skeet because i forgot about it

i make and sell a variety of tools and products thay can help you go fuck yourself

christmas time is coming soon, and an excellent season for dingalingalongs in the form of clitsmas/fistmas carols

Hi ho!
Hi ho!
It's up your ass this goes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺
Hi ho!
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!

someone's in the bedroom with dildos
someone's in the bedroom i kno-o-o-ow
someone's in the bedroom with dildos
thrusting with a new dildo, and singin'

Dee, di, diddly i o
Dee, di, diddly i o
Dee, di, diddly i o
Thrusting with a new dildo

reader won't you shove?
Reader won't you shove?
Reader won't you shove these UP YOUR HOLES?

reader won't you shove?
Reader won't you shove?
Reader won't you fill your holes?